I'm Gay what can i do?!

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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Dallane » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:40 am

Darwoth wrote:as with everything else in the world i am also superior at barbecue than all of you combined as well. i could have a small pocketknife, a pointy stick, rock and some salt and at the end of the day i would have killed a bear with the rock, cut down a 10,000 year old california redwood with my pocketknife, dug a pit with the pointy stick and cooked bear meat so good i would have won the grand prize at every "pitmasters" type contest that ever occured without even being at the contest.

im just that damn good. at everything.


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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Darwoth » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:47 am

i am going to go start cutting down a several thousand year old tree right NOW then (because it will take me a year to do it with my pocketknife)
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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Dallane » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:21 am

Darwoth wrote:i am going to go start cutting down a several thousand year old tree right NOW then (because it will take me a year to do it with my pocketknife)


well i'll see you next winter after nos smokes your **** down and then you can get smoked for the 2nd time going against this sweet TX mesquite
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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Darwoth » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:15 am

thats it, i am now DUAL WIELDING pocket knives and will have the tree down within six months instead to make sure i am able to settle once and for all who can make the best charred mammal flesh before nosbird and heffernan totally kick my ass off.
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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Sebthegrand » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:46 pm

Simon,,. U r my best friend. Even tho u gay I love u. We will play m imecraft tosay?
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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Hose » Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:32 pm

Sure bby let's play some minceraft today :* if u want we cud build a nice mansion for us and have some dope ass bbq in it :oops:
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Re: I'm Gay what can i do?!

Postby Sebthegrand » Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:51 am

Hose wrote:Sure bby let's play some minceraft today :* if u want we cud build a nice mansion for us and have some dope ass bbq in it :oops:

Dawg you know I’m down for some bbq
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