by Darwoth » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:29 pm
if you hyenas want to continue cat fighting over months old **** at least have the common decency to do it in video format, preferably in a swimming pool full of oil with a thong wedged in your ass crack.
without wasting to much time on the summary, the simple truth of the matter is that.....
party A had elements that crossed a line (beta dog 1), other elements of party A (cat 1 and cat 2) behaving like the children they are quietly condoned said actions and continuously lied through their face refusing to accept responsibility for their parts in covering for beta dog 1, which was not small.
over time party A-1 (cat 3) became disgusted by her companions behavior, left party A and assisted party B (alpha dog 1) in the destruction of their scratching post.
after this cat 3 hissed and clawed at alpha dog 1 over an unrelated plate of food so alpha dog 1 bit cat 3
after months of retelling their concocted version of events that as per usual skirts all responsibility, ignores truth and seeks eternal victim status cats 1 and 2 finally found a sympathetic and gullible ear in party C (retard cat) and party D (house mouse)
since that day alpha dog 1 has sought to quietly chew his bones inside the doghouse but as we all know cats simply cannot let sleeping dogs lay, so a coalition of cat 1, 2, retard cat and house mouse (who just runs in circles making irrelevant squeaking noises in the hopes that retard cat will stop playing with him) have endlessly coughed hairballs and squeaked at cat 3 for ever having broken the "rule" of aligning with the noble dog and using the food bowl as some kind of "evidence" that cat 1 and cat 2 are but innocent kittens.
this endless hissing, mewing, squeaking and clawing threatens to disturb alpha dog 1 from more important pursuits such as leisurely scratching his balls and will eventually result in him cocking his leg to piss on every fire hydrant in the neighborhood.
at the end of the day cats 1 and 2 continue to be full of **** to the point they never leave the litterbox, cat 3 continues to be disgusted by other cats and sleeps on the back of the couch, retard cat continues to look at the world through crossed eyes eating the turds of cat 1 and 2 from the litterbox, house mouse continues to scurry and squeak and alpha dog 1 quietly growls himself to sleep.
