Hoarders Anonymous

[jwhitehorn]

Hello, my name is Bechorath, and I am a hoarder.

I hoard animal corpses. My hoarding started back when I wielded my first sword. I got it before I even knew how to use it, but I sure could punch a cricket to death. I started collecting crickets to make neat little cricket teams that I could sell for silver. It was like a sweet addiction that I just couldn't stop. It only grew from there. Once I was able, i started killing deers, then beavers and march hares, and even bears. Now I kill just about every animal I see, add them to the collection and take their skin.

Their corpses started to rot and stink outside in the sun, so now I keep them inside, but I had so many, I just didn't have enough space inside. I had to build more houses to accommodate them. Now, I have about 16 pilgrim's hovels and a townhouse that looks something like this, and this is the only one with enough space to move around to take a picture.

You sir are disgusting. Please leave this support group immediately. Mother Nature would be ashamed.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Marlucia]

Hello, my name is Marlucia and I am a hoarder.

I hoard rabbits. Every time I see one, I feel the urge to punch it right in the face even though I ran out of storage space long ago. Just now, I killed five of them and I have nowhere to put them.

[colesie]

My girlfriend hoards frogs

[2/1/2013 10:46:05 PM] Jordan Coles: Whatcha doin ?
[2/1/2013 10:46:49 PM] Stacia: http://puu.sh/1W98F
[2/1/2013 10:46:53 PM] Stacia: making a frog farm. You?

[Mushibag]

My girlfriend hoards frogs

[2/1/2013 10:46:05 PM] Jordan Coles: Whatcha doin ?
[2/1/2013 10:46:49 PM] Stacia: http://puu.sh/1W98F
[2/1/2013 10:46:53 PM] Stacia: making a frog farm. You?

inb4 your "girlfriend" is revealed to be Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

[staxjax]

My girlfriend hoards frogs

[2/1/2013 10:46:05 PM] Jordan Coles: Whatcha doin ?
[2/1/2013 10:46:49 PM] Stacia: http://puu.sh/1W98F
[2/1/2013 10:46:53 PM] Stacia: making a frog farm. You?

Aha, so that is AlicePorta's real name...You guys moved up from pajama fishing to frog taming?

[colesie]

Aliceporta is my Russian flayme~<3

[darnokpl]

[Wournos]

Hi.
My name is Wournos and I am NOT a hoarder. I do not collect an abundance of items that I do not make use of within a week. Not unless you count an urn full of woodblocks for farming.
The reason why I do not collect things is because I live on the (false?) assumption that a property with few storage options will not tempt raiders to make an effort to have a look.

[Tylan]

Hi.
My name is Wournos and I am NOT a hoarder. I do not collect an abundance of items that I do not make use of within a week. Not unless you count an urn full of woodblocks for farming.
The reason why I do not collect things is because I live on the (false?) assumption that a property with few storage options will not tempt raiders to make an effort to have a look.

Take your logic and reason elsewhere, sir. This is a place for people with real problems.

[Wournos]

Hi.
My name is Wournos and I am NOT a hoarder. I do not collect an abundance of items that I do not make use of within a week. Not unless you count an urn full of woodblocks for farming.
The reason why I do not collect things is because I live on the (false?) assumption that a property with few storage options will not tempt raiders to make an effort to have a look.

Take your logic and reason elsewhere, sir. This is a place for people with real problems.

Miss... not sir.