Salem Poster Contest!

[JohnCarver]

Perhaps best if called a poster contest then? I'll talk to Marp about it as well. I imagine this might be something that gets his juices flowin'.

[Tulgarath]

Perhaps best if called a poster contest then? I'll talk to Marp about it as well. I imagine this might be something that gets his juices flowin'.

Ok Heff...need to add a requirement to mention "The Flowing of Marp's Juices! "

[Heffernan]

Perhaps best if called a poster contest then? I'll talk to Marp about it as well. I imagine this might be something that gets his juices flowin'.

Ok Heff...need to add a requirement to mention "The Flowing of Marp's Juices! "

[Dammit]

Not sure I wish to see any of Maprs flowing juices. JC's...perhaps since I know they are tainted with the tears of pilgrims

[MarpTarpton]

I already made this and I won.

However, barring that gem, to the winner of first place, I will throw in a real life picture of myself. The only top I'll be wearing is a top hat. And yes, flowing juices need to be featured somewhere in the winning entry for it to be valid, as well as the other more "professional" assortment Heff has listed in the OP. Winner must not possess a tier 5 witch in order to be eligible for winning this prize, nor may they have a Thread & Needle score ending in an odd number. Players with an active Club Penguin account need not apply as they are ineligible for this prize, as well as anyone who has ever uttered the phrase, "You know, I kind of like Nickelback." I would also be willing to throw in a digital top hat to the victor on a Popham character and a mystery toolbox to a Providence character.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

[Hose]

However, barring that gem, to the winner of first place, I will throw in a real life picture of myself. The only top I'll be wearing is a top hat.

I GOT DIS BREH!!!

[MagicManICT]

as well as anyone who has ever uttered the phrase, "You know, I kind of like Nickelback."

I'm glad to read that as I can truthfully say I never kinda liked Nickelback, and I think it's safe to say that very few other people can actually say this, either. (since, you know, they are one of those bands you unashamedly love or completely hate for their wannabe bad boy rock star vibe).

[Murphy]

as well as anyone who has ever uttered the phrase, "You know, I kind of like Nickelback."

I'm glad to read that as I can truthfully say I never kinda liked Nickelback, and I think it's safe to say that very few other people can actually say this, either. (since, you know, they are one of those bands you unashamedly love or completely hate for their wannabe bad boy rock star vibe).

Or you're indifferent towards them.
Note that this is the opinion of people who feel indifferent about Nickelback and not necessarily the author's opinion.
I turn off the radio when they play one of their crimes, so I can't say I love them either.

The thought of seeing Marp's undoubtably extremely masculine's chest got all my juices flowing and here's what that resulted in:

(I used the official map of Providence as base, so it's rather big. Rightclick>Open in new tab/window to view it fullsized.)

[Heffernan]

perfect, if only the "salem" wasnt so cropped out :p

[Hose]

i will definitely win