The truth behind Mortal Moments Inc

[Kaios]

It proves, unlike 99% of what the people thought, is the exact opposite of that thought !

It was obvious he had to have some sort of income coming in to have been able to purchase the game though and to also know whether or not he'd be capable of supporting the game through personal funds for at least a certain amount of time.

[alloin]

It proves, unlike 99% of what the people thought, is the exact opposite of that thought !

It was obvious he had to have some sort of income coming in to have been able to purchase the game though and to also know whether or not he'd be capable of supporting the game through personal funds for at least a certain amount of time.

I meant before that...

[Kaios]

I meant before that...

Being a man of means doesn't change the fact he is still a douchebag.

[Realak]

In the not too distant past...

Jwhitehorn slowly opened his eyes, noticing his as per usual six inch girth in his morning wood.
The phone was ringing.
"Who would dare disturb me?!" he mutters, rolling over three to five pornstars in his California mansion in order to reach the phone.
"Hello?"
"It's me."
"Khaz?"
"Yup"
"Whats the problem?"

Khaz groans, his severe headache from a night of drinking and debauchery and his burning ass cheeks reminding him of the man he woke up with in his bed.

"I uh, logged in loaded to salem last night and died" he whispers

http://forum.salemthegame.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10024

"WHAT?!?!" Jwhitehorn roars, slamming his fist into the nearest hookers face.

Suddently as quickly as it came, jwhitehorn immediately composed himself, and a crooked, sly smile appears upon his lips.

"I really like the new patch and would like to play and get revenge" Khaz said
"I had this whole cool wizard image going for myself, now I seem like a drunken idiot" he groaned.

"Fear not my child." Jwhitehorn purrs. "I just made you a new character with 100 to all biles"

Although half a country away from each other, they both grin wickedly.

"Yes, my precious, no one will know."

[Cheena]

aw I knew he was sexy <3

[alloin]

-funny story- (i'm serious!)

And then the volcano errupted !!!

[Suffragium]

In the not too distant past...

Jwhitehorn slowly opened his eyes, noticing his as per usual six inch girth in his morning wood.
The phone was ringing.
"Who would dare disturb me?!" he mutters, rolling over three to five pornstars in his California mansion in order to reach the phone.
"Hello?"
"It's me."
"Khaz?"
"Yup"
"Whats the problem?"

Khaz groans, his severe headache from a night of drinking and debauchery and his burning ass cheeks reminding him of the man he woke up with in his bed.

"I uh, logged in loaded to salem last night and died" he whispers

http://forum.salemthegame.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=10024

"WHAT?!?!" Jwhitehorn roars, slamming his fist into the nearest hookers face.

Suddently as quickly as it came, jwhitehorn immediately composed himself, and a crooked, sly smile appears upon his lips.

"I really like the new patch and would like to play and get revenge" Khaz said
"I had this whole cool wizard image going for myself, now I seem like a drunken idiot" he groaned.

"Fear not my child." Jwhitehorn purrs. "I just made you a new character with 100 to all biles"

Although half a country away from each other, they both grin wickedly.

"Yes, my precious, no one will know."

True story though.

[Dallane]

Go gadget go. Cryeat confirmed the inpector.

[TruthTeller]

I think that looking for evidence at this point this is like trying to prove Putin is supporting separatists in eastern Ukraine.
Everyone knows that and no matter what proof you have he will either ignore you or deny with a straight face.
In the end he just doesn't care what the world thinks. What's important is that he has Crimea... I mean Salem.

Please don't insult the greatest geopolitical player in modern history by comparing him to chief.

[TruthTeller]

I meant before that...

Being a man of means doesn't change the fact he is still a douchebag.

Roleplaying a douchebag ingame makes you a douchebag in real life. Who knew.