So I'm going around collecting the new foragables when I come across a rotten log in a swamp. 
Very plentiful these are.
I give it a few a few shakes for fun.
Nothin' happens, so split 'er open!
and out pops a mischivous gnome...who makes me drop my entire inventory.
Now this wouldn't be so bad, except for the 4k in loose change I had on me.  That's gone.  Forever.  Hours of work gone.
Screw you, gnome.  Just....damn.
The lesson to be learned from this: Always carry your money in wallets (those I picked back up).  And murder every fricking gnome you come across, cause one of em is richer than a horse trader in Limers.
			
		

