we need a god damn ***** insanity meter

[Hose]

Notice me Toorimakun Sensai xoxoxoxoxoxo lots of love from Asia

[Thor]

Keep it real DerpMarpton!

[ToorimaKun]

There have been over 12 PM's sent to you by users who have identified themselves as young attractive asian-born Salem players. Unfortunately, I decided early on that since we cannot be friends all PM's sent to you by IP addresses in Asia who register as female will instead be redirected to Claeyt.

wouldn't that be counter productive to shutting me up?... since an Asian girlfriend/wife could be used to keep me on a leash? :p
.... but i guess you are JC.... *shrugs*

Marp rocks LOL. Torimakun Sensai =>

what did the devas do to me now?

[Irving]

So you think JC wants you to shut up? He loves seeing your crying on the forums XD. But like someone said on a different post it looks like you just want attention so I will ignore you now. Be free and cry all you want

[er-queent8r]

There have been over 12 PM's sent to you by users who have identified themselves as young attractive asian-born Salem players. Unfortunately, I decided early on that since we cannot be friends all PM's sent to you by IP addresses in Asia who register as female will instead be redirected to Claeyt.

wouldn't that be counter productive to shutting me up?... since an Asian girlfriend/wife could be used to keep me on a leash? :p
.... but i guess you are JC.... *shrugs*

I guess you should just ***** and moan since I guess you are tool

[TotalyMeow]

wouldn't that be counter productive to shutting me up?... since an Asian girlfriend/wife could be used to keep me on a leash? :p
.... but i guess you are JC.... *shrugs*

You assume anyone really cares to shut you up. John loves the tears of those who want this game to be easy. But nothing will change unless the change fits Salem's theme. That being said, since John is back, maybe we'll soon be able to rebalance Madness and other things we're not happy with. Yay for patch days!

[Reviresco]

An asian girl to marry? Judging from all the :/'s, ^^'s, and >.>'s I thought this guy was in the 10-13 age range.

[ToorimaKun]

John loves the tears of those who want this game to be easy.

when did i ever say i want the game to be easy?

my first complaints were about it being hard for new players to find information and trades
2nd set of complaints were about village design and boulders
so on...

[MagicManICT]

There have been over 12 PM's sent to you by users who have identified themselves as young attractive asian-born Salem players. Unfortunately, I decided early on that since we cannot be friends all PM's sent to you by IP addresses in Asia who register as female will instead be redirected to Claeyt.

You mean people actually hook up on the forums here? Damn, maybe I need to get myself out there then.

[TotalyMeow]

when did i ever say i want the game to be easy?.

I believe you recently proposed a 'carebear' server as well. Something on "The List" in I&I as something we'll never do because it is the opposite of Salem. Your spamming of complaints all over the forums about the things you think are too hard also make it seem like you mainly just want things to be a cake walk. I'm sure you don't see it that way, that's just the impression you leave.

There are a lot of mechanics in Salem that do need rebalancing, new features, and will end up being easier in the end. Mining, for example, everyone knows we want to add mine carts. Madness, for example, everyone knows we want to rebalance it. Gluttony, for example, everyone knows we want to simplify it to be more understandable to new players. But sadly for you, we will never listen to any of your arguments so long as they remain to abrasive and whiny. :/