O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby Thor » Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:33 pm

You are so classy Marp.
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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby jesi » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:14 pm

Any sign of Marp ce soir?
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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby Frotted » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:52 am

MarpTarpton wrote:
Frotted wrote:I'm bad at Salem. Notice me, senpai




This a gross misquote... I never said any such thing.

As it is I did finally acquire a baby squid... but I have no intention of participating- the whole process stinks of favoritism and nepotism.

Doesn't matter what 'Santa' hands out- there's nothing unbias about it; I feel dirty for even attempting to participate.

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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby MarpTarpton » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:00 am

Frotted wrote:
MarpTarpton wrote:
Frotted wrote:I'm bad at Salem. Notice me, senpai




This a gross misquote... I never said any such thing.



Admittedly, I was paraphrasing. It's something I do when shortening a direct quote increases its quality. To paint you a metaphor, if your direct quote was a Trojan Magnum which you insist on wearing because the regulars are just too uncomfortable so you must be big enough to warrant the XL, I took what was in reality a loose, latex equivalent of a shopping bag wrapped around a pencil and draped it in something ribbed for her pleasure and coated in warming gel.

You're welcome.
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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby Kandarim » Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:35 pm

Good ol' Marp spreading the christmas cheer.

Ho Ho Ho, everyone.
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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby Frotted » Sun Dec 20, 2015 1:43 am

MarpTarpton wrote:
Admittedly, I was paraphrasing. It's something I do when shortening a direct quote increases its quality. To paint you a metaphor, if your direct quote was a Trojan Magnum which you insist on wearing because the regulars are just too uncomfortable so you must be big enough to warrant the XL, I took what was in reality a loose, latex equivalent of a shopping bag wrapped around a pencil and draped it in something ribbed for her pleasure and coated in warming gel.

You're welcome.


I call it trolling the forums... ban yourself for a week and think about it.

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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby TotalyMeow » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:03 am

Frotted wrote:I call it trolling the forums... ban yourself for a week and think about it.

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If trolling was a bannable offense, you'd be long gone. Now go buy some ink for a very reasonable price from one of the many nice traders we have in the Tradewinds section and meditate on how you have no clue what you're talking about 90% of the time. Perhaps you can ask Santa for a clue.
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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby Hose » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:13 am

Notice me Senpai Frotted! Image
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Re: O Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Postby patr1c1a » Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:52 am

I'm still quite new to the game... So what exactly should I do in order to get a letter written?
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