Server down?

by **grimkid** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:18 pm

Hi guys,
I am new here(so is my grammar). Anybody can tell how fast can the server get up, or how frequently the server crashes? I got really carried away with houseworking in the game, and now that the server is down, i don't know what to do until it gets back up :lol:

Thanks,

by **ZoddAlmighty** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:20 pm

grimkid wrote:Hi guys,
I am new here(so is my grammar). Anybody can tell how fast can the server get up, or how frequently the server crashes? I got really carried away with houseworking in the game, and now that the server is down, i don't know what to do until it gets back up
Thanks,

The server crash is like an old mans errection. Youll never know when will it happen or how long it will last.

by **FunForLife** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:22 pm

Anyone calling JC atm. Dialed his number but its already busy... :shock:

by **AcidSpiral** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:29 pm

FunForLife wrote:Anyone calling JC atm. Dialed his number but its already busy...

I dialed 911. They hung up on me.

by **Vulcanie** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:33 pm

When are they going to start the server again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

by **gorniksam** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:36 pm

Vulcanie wrote:When are they going to start the server again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Now

by **TotalyMeow** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:00 pm

It mostly comes up again pretty quick. John gets a text message when it happens and can restart from his phone if nothing serious is wrong. When a bug does mess something up so badly he has to investigate and back up data, it can take a few hours, but that doesn't usually happen.

by **Kandarim** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:04 pm

I'm thoroughly disappointed it is anything so mundane.
Was expecting JC riding to the magical server-land on a unicorn, break into the server building while whistling the kill bill theme; only to find the way blocked by four savages demanding a tribute.

I am even more saddened I don't have the graphical skills to make this a reality.

by **TotalyMeow** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:05 pm

Kandarim wrote:I'm thoroughly disappointed it is anything so mundane.
Was expecting JC riding to the magical server-land on a unicorn, break into the server building while whistling the kill bill theme; only to find the way blocked by four savages demanding a tribute.

I am even more saddened I don't have the graphical skills to make this a reality.

That only happens when there's a rollback.

by **Heffernan** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:36 pm

whoever that was Crashing Salem on Bloodmoon is pro work ++1

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