28-M LF Amish Group Play

[azrael35]

Hello people of the Salems
My name is Jedidiah and I am a young amish fellow. I am 28 year old adventurous young man ( my clothes have zippers) and Im looking for some group play in the salems. I am married however my arranged wife only allow us to do "bundling"... the practice of putting a board in between us in the bed and having our elders bind us in blankets to prevent sexual contact. As you can imagine I am a little backed up because of this. My good friend Mischa told me about the Salems group play when he went on his "Rumspringa" and said it was an adventure he would never forget but suggested that I talk to a wilderness guide my first time. Now for my potential group mates I am up for everything except bundling, Ill even try a golden corn shower, as long as my cob gets shucked. Now I would like to join a "town" altho I am up for one time encounters with potential group members. I think id like to explore as many of your biomes as possible before I put my claim in you. So anyone who is interested in sharing a leanto with me know. And for you ladies out there dont be afraid to give me a try i give a gluttony as good as the next guy, what i lack in experience ill make up for on your full and fed up timer. PS my wagon is covered as i am amish not jewish.

[Icon]

I really really like this guy. Also, before the wipe I think it was, I suggested an Amish RP zerg faction that only raid for humus and crops

[alprice]

No words to describe

[Binks]

Hello people of the Salems
My name is Jedidiah and I am a young amish fellow. I am 28 year old adventurous young man ( my clothes have zippers) and Im looking for some group play in the salems. I am married however my arranged wife only allow us to do "bundling"... the practice of putting a board in between us in the bed and having our elders bind us in blankets to prevent sexual contact. As you can imagine I am a little backed up because of this. My good friend Mischa told me about the Salems group play when he went on his "Rumspringa" and said it was an adventure he would never forget but suggested that I talk to a wilderness guide my first time. Now for my potential group mates I am up for everything except bundling, Ill even try a golden corn shower, as long as my cob gets shucked. Now I would like to join a "town" altho I am up for one time encounters with potential group members. I think id like to explore as many of your biomes as possible before I put my claim in you. So anyone who is interested in sharing a leanto with me know. And for you ladies out there dont be afraid to give me a try i give a gluttony as good as the next guy, what i lack in experience ill make up for on your full and fed up timer. PS my wagon is covered as i am amish not jewish.

Hello my name is Gus its a pleasure to meet you. Would you like to build a town with me and perhaps go on an adventure?

[Rifmaster]

Hello people of the Salems
My name is Jedidiah and I am a young amish fellow. I am 28 year old adventurous young man ( my clothes have zippers) and Im looking for some group play in the salems. I am married however my arranged wife only allow us to do "bundling"... the practice of putting a board in between us in the bed and having our elders bind us in blankets to prevent sexual contact. As you can imagine I am a little backed up because of this. My good friend Mischa told me about the Salems group play when he went on his "Rumspringa" and said it was an adventure he would never forget but suggested that I talk to a wilderness guide my first time. Now for my potential group mates I am up for everything except bundling, Ill even try a golden corn shower, as long as my cob gets shucked. Now I would like to join a "town" altho I am up for one time encounters with potential group members. I think id like to explore as many of your biomes as possible before I put my claim in you. So anyone who is interested in sharing a leanto with me know. And for you ladies out there dont be afraid to give me a try i give a gluttony as good as the next guy, what i lack in experience ill make up for on your full and fed up timer. PS my wagon is covered as i am amish not jewish.

Hello my name is Gus its a pleasure to meet you. Would you like to build a town with me and perhaps go on an adventure?

*Giggles*

[lachlaan]

Obligatory Weird Al reference :

This should be your themesong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

[alprice]

I would just like to say, I like your thread. I would also like to say that you should come live with me and we can make great things together. Ignore that Binks fellow, he is just a tease. Choose me!!

[Kreek]

laughed at OP's post. Well done.