Old Ass *****

[Lapedus]

Hello I'm looking for another player to play with, no **** i mean...thats why we are on this subthread

ABOUT ME:

I'm a veteran to salem and hnh(but thats irrelevant)
Been playing sense CLOSED beta, yea swag points
18 years of age
US Eastern Time Zone (-5GTM)
Previous villages: No official villages. Usually soloed anyways.
Combat experience: above average
Game mechanics basic laboring and system knowledge: Know it all I'm good
Skype TS3 all that ****: Yes


And the little thing about yooou:
I don't want to join some ***** zerg guild ***** so don't even try, you can just put your ****** unoriginal "village plot layout" you made in Microsoft paint, away.


Oh and I have no character as of right now the world reset or some ****, thats why I'm back.





So yea that's it. Thats the end of my recruitment whatever the *****.



*EDIT*
woah wtf, all this censorship. This community thrives on *****,racism, and general asshattery cmon new dev team get with the program.

DOUBLE EDIT***

even the word "shatposting" is censored!!!

[Thor]

Much wow. You sound like a person 90% of community wouldn't get along with.

Edit. Sorry I missed the part where you announced your age, now I get it.

[TotalyMeow]

Yes, the swear words are censored if you want them to be. If you don't like it, just turn the filter off. Don't try to avoid the censor or you will be banned.

[callanrocks]

Its like looking into a ****** mirror.

[Procne]

you can just put your ****** unoriginal "village plot layout" you made in Microsoft paint, away.

But... but...

[Thor]

All I see here is that he's looking for some noobs to do **** for him since he is veteran older player. And he listed his combat experience as above average even though combat mechanics were drastically altered on previous patch. Can't wait for tribe/other vets to comment on this since he has that "got raped by tribe couple years ago back in Plymouth and ragequit" avatar too

[Cheena]

I would more say that this guy is searching for easy target to raid or betray. I mean it's not easy to do that in a zerg town you'd get kicked so quicly =3

[Judaism]

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Previous villages: No official villages. Usually soloed anyways.
Combat experience: above average
Game mechanics basic laboring and system knowledge: Know it all I'm good

Played closed beta

Tribe pushed his **** in and he quit

Dosent know that there have been changes since wipe

Didn't even know there was wipe

Pay attention kiddos, this is how to post in the forums when you want to inform people that your a ***** without saying, hey I'm a *****.

Cause of future death in Salem: killed by 20 bile noob while picking *****