The members of the encampments "Fort Rhodes" and "Fort McCoy" have for some time been living outside the Law. Tonight a Tribal party was spent to punish these criminals for their evil ways.
One of their senior members Goat was found hunting with a Treaty Traitor named Embryanna. Brona quickly engaged Goat as Mikus set off after the fleeing traitor.
As Goat's battle with Brona quickly turned into Brona beating Goat with Goat's own fist telling him to "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself," Goat turned and ran, leaving Embryanna to her certain doom - for who can outrun Mikus (except possibly Rocky, of course)?
As Embryanna ran out of phlegm and was laid low, Goat managed to link up with two more of his town mates - unfortunately, I arrived on the scene at the same time, and Goat was knocked unconscious by his good friend Airagon, who's accuracy left a lot to be desired. Once Goat was out of commission, the other two criminals ran.
Mikus still had Embyranna under the hatchet, and we offered her life to her leader Airagon in exchange for a ransom. The weak leader had no interest beyond saving his own hide, however, and refused to save her.
Finally, Mikus, Brona and I went back to their towns, in which we could see them changing out of their soiled undergarments. Despite outnumbering the Braves three-to-one, it was quite clear they had no interest in tangling with such an elite fighting force.
After marking our territory, the Tribe returned home.
v/r,
"Dangerous" Dan Dabrowski
P.S. To any cowards still living at these towns who might want to try and salvage your honor, we'd love to do combat again.
take care
