Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:31 amGreetings Filthy Breeders of Salem,
As you all are aware of I and the followings of Deadwood Isle, I must admit with great grief that I have been unable to properly maintain the island. This means the bell had dropped to 0 Authority, and as the mayor position was inconvieniently assigned to the closest toon to Compacts&Constitutions, who died, the bell was seized from me while I was away. To my dismay I logged in seemingly trapped, as signs stating all kinds of mean things surrounded my precious bell, all of which written by one Pony Boy Curtis-- or, as many know him, *****.
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However, what ***** failed to do was actually fill the bell after it ran out and he seized it. This is probably because the bell was on my personal claim and ***** is well known for being a ***** as well as a prime *****, proven by the fact that he refused to show up in town on the night of my dirty deeds initially seizing the island.
So? What did I do? Why, what any sane fellow would do following herewith.
I broke the bell. Unfortunately, I didn't get any screenshots doing the deed itself, as I was too busy laughing and my fingers couldn't find my screenshot key before the bell was gone.
UnFortunately, for you filthy breeders, I am finally living on the Tribal Reservation. This, in addition to the fact that it is of poor taste to mess with the mentally challenged, I have no interest to continue this childish war over an honestly poorly structured town on an over-glorified land mass.
Enter next contender for the island, and to whomever drops the claim on it next, here's a nice video you can post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkIDzPZ70kM
Dances-With-Dudes
Born Again Tribal
As you all are aware of I and the followings of Deadwood Isle, I must admit with great grief that I have been unable to properly maintain the island. This means the bell had dropped to 0 Authority, and as the mayor position was inconvieniently assigned to the closest toon to Compacts&Constitutions, who died, the bell was seized from me while I was away. To my dismay I logged in seemingly trapped, as signs stating all kinds of mean things surrounded my precious bell, all of which written by one Pony Boy Curtis-- or, as many know him, *****.
[img redacted]
However, what ***** failed to do was actually fill the bell after it ran out and he seized it. This is probably because the bell was on my personal claim and ***** is well known for being a ***** as well as a prime *****, proven by the fact that he refused to show up in town on the night of my dirty deeds initially seizing the island.
So? What did I do? Why, what any sane fellow would do following herewith.
I broke the bell. Unfortunately, I didn't get any screenshots doing the deed itself, as I was too busy laughing and my fingers couldn't find my screenshot key before the bell was gone.
- Fun facts:
-- ***** Bull left behind the following objects: 3 Iron bars, 1 Pickaxe, 1 Backpack, assorted junk inspirationals, 8 leather, 4 nails. In addition to the 600s and 4 iron bars required to drop a brazier, it is magnificent to me that he couldn't afford refilling the bell.
-- ***** Bull wasted 12 nails in order to ***** me crudely through signs.
-- ***** Bull obviously waited outside of the town waiting for it to drop authority. That means he probably checked frequently every hour.
-- ***** Bull REALLY wants his island back.
-- Here is a song composed by Realak about ***** Bull.
-- There is a straight-stab walk to the island from the natural bridge Jorbus made.
Enter next contender for the island, and to whomever drops the claim on it next, here's a nice video you can post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkIDzPZ70kM
Dances-With-Dudes
Born Again Tribal
