Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

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Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby Vigilance » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:31 am

Greetings Filthy Breeders of Salem,

As you all are aware of I and the followings of Deadwood Isle, I must admit with great grief that I have been unable to properly maintain the island. This means the bell had dropped to 0 Authority, and as the mayor position was inconvieniently assigned to the closest toon to Compacts&Constitutions, who died, the bell was seized from me while I was away. To my dismay I logged in seemingly trapped, as signs stating all kinds of mean things surrounded my precious bell, all of which written by one Pony Boy Curtis-- or, as many know him, *****.
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However, what ***** failed to do was actually fill the bell after it ran out and he seized it. This is probably because the bell was on my personal claim and ***** is well known for being a ***** as well as a prime *****, proven by the fact that he refused to show up in town on the night of my dirty deeds initially seizing the island.

So? What did I do? Why, what any sane fellow would do following herewith.
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I broke the bell. Unfortunately, I didn't get any screenshots doing the deed itself, as I was too busy laughing and my fingers couldn't find my screenshot key before the bell was gone.

    Fun facts:
    -- ***** Bull left behind the following objects: 3 Iron bars, 1 Pickaxe, 1 Backpack, assorted junk inspirationals, 8 leather, 4 nails. In addition to the 600s and 4 iron bars required to drop a brazier, it is magnificent to me that he couldn't afford refilling the bell.
    -- ***** Bull wasted 12 nails in order to ***** me crudely through signs.
    -- ***** Bull obviously waited outside of the town waiting for it to drop authority. That means he probably checked frequently every hour.
    -- ***** Bull REALLY wants his island back.
    -- Here is a song composed by Realak about ***** Bull.
    -- There is a straight-stab walk to the island from the natural bridge Jorbus made.

UnFortunately, for you filthy breeders, I am finally living on the Tribal Reservation. This, in addition to the fact that it is of poor taste to mess with the mentally challenged, I have no interest to continue this childish war over an honestly poorly structured town on an over-glorified land mass.

Enter next contender for the island, and to whomever drops the claim on it next, here's a nice video you can post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkIDzPZ70kM :mrgreen:

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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby Dallane » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:39 am

No one cares about your cancer gaming. This is by far less quality posting then the scalping thread. Biddas makes more quality and coherent post then this dribble.
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby Nimmeth » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:41 am

Dallane wrote:No one cares about your cancer gaming. This is by far less quality posting then the scalping thread. Biddas makes more quality and coherent post then this dribble.

Shush,
Go back to that famous Dallanes Scalp thread of yours. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby Dallane » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:43 am

Nimmeth wrote:
Dallane wrote:No one cares about your cancer gaming. This is by far less quality posting then the scalping thread. Biddas makes more quality and coherent post then this dribble.

Shush,
Go back to that famous Dallanes Scalp thread of yours. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby cannibalkirby » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:49 am

10/10 SB got wrekd kid
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby cannibalkirby » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:53 am

RIP SB Rep, whiskey I give my condolences for the loss of your iron
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby cannibalkirby » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:01 am

heh figures, after some digging turns out SB was not the culprit after all, shame on you demon for letting him take the fall
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby Potjeh » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:21 am

What a nonevent.
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby bigwilystyln » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:55 am

nothing is proven here.... why dont we wait until he has a chance to defend himself.
also, has the pic been approved by the devs. imo just because u cant see his eyes and its blurred very very slightly. He can still be identified and the pic should be considered personal info. He does not need to post a real pic and paste slandering messages around it. vigi should get the 7 day ban and the pic removed. Not to mention the link to the song, in which other accounts have been warned and banned for posting similar links to songs involving slander of others in the thread and salem community.
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Re: Retard's Rebound -- "That Deuce After the Ace"

Postby Ikpeip » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:59 am

Good evening,

Potjeh wrote:What a nonevent.


Your epitaph.

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