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The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:27 am
by jwhitehorn
Greetings Filthy Squatters,
Our Story picks up where the Battle of Deadwood Isle leaves off:
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While Realak's Fighter and other notable players perished in the previous battles rumors began spreading through the lands of Salem that Realak still had a farmer, in founding fathers gear, wandering the lands with the remains of the Deadwood Gang. They were looking to restart, to rebuild, and to re-terrorize the innocents of the land. The Chief knew not where this place was, nor how far it was, only that it did indeed exist and inside this camp lay the incubation of future evil and injustice.

"I thargle gargle Deadwargle" Said Binks

"How many times must I tell you to not speak when you are revisiting your Vision Quest and placing me into a Spirit Trance " The Chief scolded.

"Sorry, I said I think it will have Deadwood in the name" Binks explained.

"Well hurry up and finish and we can stop wondering and start knowing" The Chief lectured.

Binks then did what the Binks does and the Chief immediately entered a Spirit Trance that can only comes in moments after the holocaust that is millions of his heirs passing the Tonsils of his trusted Brave.

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"Did it work? Did you see their base?" Said an excited Binks wiping his chin.

"I did indeed, The bell rest on a mountain and the one Realak is there now, conjuring up his next deception to waste The Greater Spirits time" The Chief responded

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"Then we must go now! Lets Ride!" Cried Binks as the two Brave Tribe mounted their horses!

After a short review of the complete Tribal Maps of the server, and an even shorter ride on Horseback the Tribal Braves arrived at the location.

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To find that their target was still there, founding fathers set and all. The Tribe then did what the Tribe does.

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And thus this concludes the Story of Realak Death #6. His second death in the Second Age.

R.I.P Realak Rep.

P.S. Thank you Greater Spirit for returning his store bought items tonight before we found him :).

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:10 pm
by vienradzis
That is how its goes when you scam fisherman!

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:26 pm
by Jalpha
Oh my.

Another Makeshift Fence tumbles, another settlement without a single brazier visited, another character murdered without a fight.

Please.

Stop wasting our time.

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:33 pm
by Shill
Jalpha wrote:Oh my.

Another Makeshift Fence tumbles, another settlement without a single brazier visited, another character murdered without a fight.

Please.

Stop wasting our time.


There is more to the story Jalpha, I assure you.

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:35 pm
by Nimmeth
the Brave protectors of salem strikes again!

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:11 pm
by alloin
well done !

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:11 pm
by HasseKebab
0/10

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:14 pm
by Greb
Pity Sitting-Bull didn't die this time:(

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:28 pm
by Mushibag
Jalpha wrote:Another Makeshift Fence tumbles

Wrong. Another makeshift fence fails to get built.

Guys, if you're going to buy a town bell, at least put a fence up around the perimeter. It takes like 10 minutes.

Re: The Battle of Deadwood Citadel

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:38 pm
by Jalpha
Mushibag wrote:Wrong.


Ouch...

Mushed by the Mushi, fml.