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When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby L33LEE » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:58 pm

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You are punished with a Teleport into water, with an instant KO.

Total lost items from my face down swimming by god :

1x Adventurers Sword (Reimbursed)
1x Fishing master 1600 rod (Reimbursed)
2x Lovers lockets
3x Iron bars

EDIT:
1x Pickaxe (just realised its gone also)

Several other small items(not fully sure which).

Will i be reimbursed ? No, Jorb confirmed its my own fault.

Be warned, its not only players who can steal your stuff, God will rob you of it too, why you are standing in the town center.
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby naosnule » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:01 pm

Jorb is very much a fan of the Icarus tale.
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby alloin » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:01 pm

fixd
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jorb wrote:all I see is misplaced machismo and a lot of very cheap talk. ^^

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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby Vigilance » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:07 pm

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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby darnokpl » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:08 pm

L33LEE wrote:[
You are punished with a Teleport into water, with an instant KO.


So why did he teleported you?
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby Jalpha » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:09 pm

Thanks for making this thread.

And making me smile.
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby alloin » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:09 pm

darnokpl wrote:
L33LEE wrote:[
You are punished with a Teleport into water, with an instant KO.


So why did he teleported you?

Cuz he was on drugs...
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby L33LEE » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:10 pm

darnokpl wrote:
L33LEE wrote:[
You are punished with a Teleport into water, with an instant KO.


So why did he teleported you?


Because i was standing on his rock.

(look at the picture)
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby jorb » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:10 pm

10/10

Would dunk again.
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Re: When God blows smoke up your ass.

Postby Vigilance » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:11 pm

The invitation to my town still stands, Brother Bean, should you want to dunk more fat fingered trigger happy nabbly boo's.
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