TotalyMeow wrote: Claeyt's perspective of Salem and what it's about is very different from the devs and in many cases is completely the opposite of what we believe.
Banok wrote:All of you suck at explaining what happened, let alone telling a story.
Gather round pilgrims! I have a story to tell.
It was early in the evening and I was out collecting forageables. I came to rest on a hillside had a lovely meal and took some time to study some of the ancient artifacts of my people. I looked up to see a smoke signal! One of my friends (Mikus) was in need of help. Swiftly I tore through the brush and made my way to my friend. It seems he had stumbled upon a makeshift brigand camp. I arrived to find the camp deserted. I took some time to look around. While my back was turned one of the outlaws snuck up behind my friend and knocked him unconscious. I quickly sent a message via carrier deer to the Chief requesting his assistance. There were five outlaws and only one of me! I defended my friend and kept them from finishing their wall. It was a heroic struggle. They got knocked out over and over again. I was doing my best but the criminals were slowly getting the better of me. They were close to finishing their wall. With a mighty battle cry I charged into the center of the group and swung my tomahawk with all my might. I was over come. I fell to my knees and they surrounded me. Cries of "LOL NOOB" and "GET RECKT" filled my ears. I was defeated. The criminal leader had two of his friends hold me. He began to unzip his pants saying something about making me squeal like a pig. Suddenly he stopped . He got a really confused look on his face and fell to the ground. Protruding from his spine was a tomahawk! The great Binks had arrived! He came running up and absolutely destroyed two more of them. I was saved from sodomy! The last of them ran to the safety of his makeshift shelter. The Great Wizard Khaztropix burst from the sea and caught him with a fireball to the face! As the last of my resolve to stay conscious gave way I saw Chief PeePooKaKa ride up on a great white stag. He dismounted and came to kneel by my side. He said to me, "You have done well Brave Brona. Now it is time for you to sleep." I immediately passed out. I woke up to find myself at home in my Tipi.
An emotional roller-coaster of both bravery and heroism. Well done Brona.
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It was early in the evening and I was out collecting forageables. I came to rest on a hillside had a lovely meal and took some time to study some of the ancient artifacts of my people. I looked up to see a smoke signal! One of my friends (Mikus) was in need of help. Swiftly I tore through the brush and made my way to my friend. It seems he had stumbled upon a makeshift brigand camp. I arrived to find the camp deserted. I took some time to look around. While my back was turned one of the outlaws snuck up behind my friend and knocked him unconscious. I quickly sent a message via carrier deer to the Chief requesting his assistance. There were five outlaws and only one of me! I defended my friend and kept them from finishing their wall. It was a heroic struggle. They got knocked out over and over again. I was doing my best but the criminals were slowly getting the better of me. They were close to finishing their wall. With a mighty battle cry I charged into the center of the group and swung my tomahawk with all my might. I was over come. I fell to my knees and they surrounded me. Cries of "LOL NOOB" and "GET RECKT" filled my ears. I was defeated. The criminal leader had two of his friends hold me. He began to unzip his pants saying something about making me squeal like a pig. Suddenly he stopped . He got a really confused look on his face and fell to the ground. Protruding from his spine was a tomahawk! The great Binks had arrived! He came running up and absolutely destroyed two more of them. I was saved from sodomy! The last of them ran to the safety of his makeshift shelter. The Great Wizard Khaztropix burst from the sea and caught him with a fireball to the face! As the last of my resolve to stay conscious gave way I saw Chief PeePooKaKa ride up on a great white stag. He dismounted and came to kneel by my side. He said to me, "You have done well Brave Brona. Now it is time for you to sleep." I immediately passed out. I woke up to find myself at home in my Tipi.
So wait just a ***** minute here. Khaz has powers over both water AND fire? That's OP as ****.