Salem

Hello and welcome.
I would like to present you the story of how I was trolled.

After hours of foraging I have decided to live peaceful existence on far north, so I settled near small lake.
After a while naked guy in mask decided to plunder my shack... without second thoughts or reason. He just did it.
When he finished destruction I've decided to follow him and repay. Thats when he started to name me 'his squire'.
He asked me if I'm new to this game and if I would like to join his group. I agreed.
So he told me "Go to my base and seek for Chief PeePooKaKa, tell him, that you are sent by the Great Wizard and you are his squire, seeking for knowledge of way of Salem"
Then he walked away and I went back to town, from where I headed base.
When I arrived at their fence, I had to wait for Chief. When he came, I said exactly what Wizard told me to do.
And then it began.
They said that I'm the squire from prophecy and to fulfill it i have to eat poisonous frog. So I did it.
Then they built a fence around me, and so I'm, like a monkey in cage, waiting for mercy
Nice trolling guys. It was lots of fun

lordmatiz wrote:Hello and welcome.
I would like to present you the story of how I was trolled.

After hours of foraging I have decided to live peaceful existence on far north, so I settled near small lake.
After a while naked guy in mask decided to plunder my shack... without second thoughts or reason. He just did it.
When he finished destruction I've decided to follow him and repay. Thats when he started to name me 'his squire'.
He asked me if I'm new to this game and if I would like to join his group. I agreed.
So he told me "Go to my base and seek for Chief PeePooKaKa, tell him, that you are sent by the Great Wizard and you are his squire, seeking for knowledge of way of Salem"
Then he walked away and I went back to town, from where I headed base.
When I arrived at their fence, I had to wait for Chief. When he came, I said exactly what Wizard told me to do.
And then it began.
They said that I'm the squire from prophecy and to fulfill it i have to eat poisonous frog. So I did it.
Then they built a fence around me, and so I'm, like a monkey in cage, waiting for mercy
Nice trolling guys. It was lots of fun

Vision quest quest complete. now go back to your new buddies *****

Man, this is an epic tale! A magical story that illustrates the hard life of the Salem world. I was captivated with a vision of wizards, Indians, and nature, combined with a dramatic cliff hanger at the end!!!

I can't wait to hear how it ends!!!!!!

The story line, while compelling, felt withdrawn at times and brought to mind images of lust and hate. The actors portrayed their roles in a superb fashion that has come to be expected by the MM Troupe, and the inclusion of an impromptu figure provided the aesthetic removal of the "fifth wall" that some have commented has been lacking in recent productions. The character of the Wizard, in particular, was an emotional and evocative concept, symbolizing all that is wild and unknown in the new world. It goes without saying that avant garde expressionism has in many ways been the wind beneath the wing of this Second Age. We commend the MM Troupe for their continued performance and look forward to what expressions of art may yet come.

Rating (88 Users) : A-
Rating (14 Critics) : A

Tylan wrote: look forward to what expressions of art may yet come.

I hear Joe Carroll and Dexter Morgan approve.

Bum Buddies

Boss wrote:
Bum Buddies

Heartily chuckles were had

Boss wrote:
Bum Buddies

10/10

To be completely honest, I have always had sort of mixed feelings about these threads designed by the tribe. While they do get annoying after about the 50th one, I still can't help but laugh when I think of how much fun it would have been to be the victim, a new player, in a new game, in a strange new world, with no knowledge of the Chief's shenanigans.

It makes me think back to the 2nd day after wipe for open beta (I missed the first day), when staxjax and I were leaving Boston, I asked if he knew where we were going, and he said something like "idgaf, just away from Boston," and I said "Yeah, ***** Boston!" and suddenly this guy popped up and said "***** Boston? NO, ***** YOU!" KO'd me, and took my inspirationals. I was still very new at that point, and it made my day, and impressed me that this guy had grinded theft in the 20 or so hours that I hadn't played since wipe. I was hooked after that.