Hello and welcome.
I would like to present you the story of how I was trolled.
After hours of foraging I have decided to live peaceful existence on far north, so I settled near small lake.
After a while naked guy in mask decided to plunder my shack... without second thoughts or reason. He just did it.
When he finished destruction I've decided to follow him and repay. Thats when he started to name me 'his squire'.
He asked me if I'm new to this game and if I would like to join his group. I agreed.
So he told me "Go to my base and seek for Chief PeePooKaKa, tell him, that you are sent by the Great Wizard and you are his squire, seeking for knowledge of way of Salem"
Then he walked away and I went back to town, from where I headed base.
When I arrived at their fence, I had to wait for Chief. When he came, I said exactly what Wizard told me to do.
And then it began.
They said that I'm the squire from prophecy and to fulfill it i have to eat poisonous frog. So I did it.
Then they built a fence around me, and so I'm, like a monkey in cage, waiting for mercy
Nice trolling guys. It was lots of fun