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The Proclamation

Postby kabuto202 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:51 am

Greetings filthy plebian scum of Providence,
This is a post announcing the Proclamation of Eradication. As you know, Providence is infested with a dirty filthy disease the corrupts the land and it's denizens. It twists and ravages everything in it's path, bearing no heed to the damage it causes in it's wake. I hereby announce my ethernal and stalwart crusade to eradicate this filthy menace, and cleanse the lands of Providence with an inferno of pious fury to the one god: Jobtar. For it is his will and by his divine blessing along that I may carry out this monumental task to exterminate the disease that plagues this great land. This disease is of course... You. That's right, you and all your rodent friends and enemies are marked for eradication. It matters not, tribe or no tribe, scrub or titan, man or man-pretending-to-be-woman, you purged.

You may delay your destruction within the following manner:
[*]Pay silver
[*]Pay iron
[*]Pay in earthworms
[*]Log onto our Vent and sing
This won't actually save you, it will merely fill my pocket and/or provide amusement.


This is your only warning Providence, hide yo' farms, hide yo' mines.
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby jwhitehorn » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:03 pm

You must be joking? Assuming this person ever gets Rights let me know and the Tribe will rid the land of this filth. Who the hell would try to charge people to play a video game?

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Re: The Proclamation

Postby cannibalkirby » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:07 pm

what's your IGN mr kabuto? ;D
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby Mushibag » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:23 pm

jwhitehorn wrote:Who the hell would try to charge people to play a video game?

:shock:
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby Vigilance » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:04 pm

jwhitehorn wrote:You must be joking? Assuming this person ever gets Rights let me know and the Tribe will rid the land of this filth. Who the hell would try to charge people to play a video game?

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You're so full of **** I could prepare and fertilize endless cotton fields with your nonsense.

@op
You're bad.

Speedy edit: actually. You're pretty cute, and I see what you did here.
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby Brona » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:19 pm

I'll totally log into your vent and sing ; )
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby Glennfinnan » Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:46 pm

I will forward this to the individual that goes by the name "colesie".
He will definitely be interested in coming into your vent and singing.
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby kabuto202 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:39 pm

jwhitehorn wrote:You must be joking? Assuming this person ever gets Rights let me know and the Tribe will rid the land of this filth. Who the hell would try to charge people to play a video game?

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Hey look, dirty plebian filth that's illiterate. Who would have guessed?

Vigilance wrote:
jwhitehorn wrote:@op
You're bad.

Speedy edit: actually. You're pretty cute, and I see what you did here.

Huh, someone's that is not completely braindead. Your inevitable purge will bring me great sorrow.
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby MagicManICT » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:22 pm

Brona wrote:I'll totally log into your vent and sing ; )


Can we do a duet? I hope nobody minds my off-key caterwauling. :lol:
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Re: The Proclamation

Postby kabuto202 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:30 pm

MagicManICT wrote:
Brona wrote:I'll totally log into your vent and sing ; )


Can we do a duet? I hope nobody minds my off-key caterwauling. :lol:


Only if both of you are at the same level of inebriation.
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