Greetings filthy plebian scum of Providence,
This is a post announcing the Proclamation of Eradication. As you know, Providence is infested with a dirty filthy disease the corrupts the land and it's denizens. It twists and ravages everything in it's path, bearing no heed to the damage it causes in it's wake. I hereby announce my ethernal and stalwart crusade to eradicate this filthy menace, and cleanse the lands of Providence with an inferno of pious fury to the one god: Jobtar. For it is his will and by his divine blessing along that I may carry out this monumental task to exterminate the disease that plagues this great land. This disease is of course... You. That's right, you and all your rodent friends and enemies are marked for eradication. It matters not, tribe or no tribe, scrub or titan, man or man-pretending-to-be-woman, you purged.
You may delay your destruction within the following manner:
[*]Pay silver
[*]Pay iron
[*]Pay in earthworms
[*]Log onto our Vent and sing
This won't actually save you, it will merely fill my pocket and/or provide amusement.
This is your only warning Providence, hide yo' farms, hide yo' mines.