Communism is Madness
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:38 pmA fine day, Patriots!
After dismantling the weapons factory to the north, the Capitalists learned the Communists had decided to build a town around the statue of Community.
The Capitalists knew that the statue of Community would be instrumental in the successful spread of communism, it being the only thing that would lower their madness level after the idea of communism rapidly drove them insane. The Capitalists were sure of what must be done.
First they must dismantle the outer perimeter.
And then they waited.
And waited...
and waited....
Finally!
The Capitalists made it through the outer perimeter undetected.
This gave them ample time to wheel in the big guns
It was then the communists noticed something awry.
They attempted to field a defense
A Pclaim was dropped (2k), braziers and torch posts were built, but nothing could deter the free market.
Not even a 4v1
Soon the Commies gave in, knowing the inevitable was to come
and it did
Let this be another testament that the free market is the best market, and that communism just doesn't work.
Reaganomics be praised,
Noah
Senior Market Analyst
Concord Capitalists Incorporated
P.S. We killed a couple and got some store stuff as loot. They ported out most of their stuff before destroying their own leantos. Maybe a video is in the works or something
ETA: LOOT!
After dismantling the weapons factory to the north, the Capitalists learned the Communists had decided to build a town around the statue of Community.
The Capitalists knew that the statue of Community would be instrumental in the successful spread of communism, it being the only thing that would lower their madness level after the idea of communism rapidly drove them insane. The Capitalists were sure of what must be done.
First they must dismantle the outer perimeter.
And then they waited.
And waited...
and waited....
Finally!
The Capitalists made it through the outer perimeter undetected.
This gave them ample time to wheel in the big guns
It was then the communists noticed something awry.
They attempted to field a defense
A Pclaim was dropped (2k), braziers and torch posts were built, but nothing could deter the free market.
Not even a 4v1
Soon the Commies gave in, knowing the inevitable was to come
and it did
Let this be another testament that the free market is the best market, and that communism just doesn't work.
Reaganomics be praised,
Noah
Senior Market Analyst
Concord Capitalists Incorporated
P.S. We killed a couple and got some store stuff as loot. They ported out most of their stuff before destroying their own leantos. Maybe a video is in the works or something
ETA: LOOT!
