Salem

Hello, I am a new player and I was out of my base. chief peepookaka found me and told me to sign his treaty but I can't find it. He said if I don't he will come back and destroy my base. How do I sign the treaty?

don't worry you signed the treaty the moment you logged in.

First you have to message Darwoth and give him your 3.5 essay on why America is the greatest country in the world. Then you will be given the treaty ledger.

Dallane wrote:First you have to message Darwoth and give him your 3.5 essay on why America is the greatest country in the world. Then you will be given the treaty ledger.

such messages for the forseeable future shall have to be sent through one of the illusive darwoth oracles as the heroic darwoth in physical form, noble savior of salem since before there was a salem and the darwoth aspect that is most accessible to the masses has recently met a heroes fate after triumphantly battling single handed (as always) against a never ending tidal wave of all things foul.

since the dawn of time the heroic darwoth has alone defended salem herself with all the fury of a thousand wronged biddas's destroying any and all who would corrupt or harm his electronic queen instead of righteously bask in and appreciate her unique warmth. one day like any other the hero darwoth rode out to fell the days threats and after emerging victorious (as usual) from yet another pile of felled "taiplogic" and mangled remains of "ionbots" he needed to urinate, while he unzipped to relieve himself on the days spoils of war he was snuck up on and murdered by a communist who wished to silence the white hot bolts of truth and freedom that radiated forth from darwoths very presence.

it is believed the unidentified communist was wielding a poisoned bernie sanders election pin since poison is traditonally known as a womans weapon and darwoth would have been to manly to notice the punture wound. unfortunately no other clues were given to his identity. conspiracy theorists around the globe believe the assailant may have used a tranquilizer instead to take darwoth to a communist reeducation center while substituing the corpse for a worthless anime loving soccer fan that nobody would notice but nothing supports this notion other than hallucinations of madmen who were bitten by venomous snakes.

remember him fondly and honor him often my friends, as to do otherwise may cause the darwoth incarnation we meet in the future to be far more malevolent than the one from the past.

Darwoth wrote:

Dallane wrote:First you have to message Darwoth and give him your 3.5 essay on why America is the greatest country in the world. Then you will be given the treaty ledger.

such messages for the forseeable future shall have to be sent through one of the illusive darwoth oracles as the heroic darwoth in physical form, noble savior of salem since before there was a salem and the darwoth aspect that is most accessible to the masses has recently met a heroes fate after triumphantly battling single handed (as always) against a never ending tidal wave of all things foul.

since the dawn of time the heroic darwoth has alone defended salem herself with all the fury of a thousand wronged biddas's destroying any and all who would corrupt or harm his electronic queen instead of righteously bask in and appreciate her unique warmth. one day like any other the hero darwoth rode out to fell the days threats and after emerging victorious (as usual) from yet another pile of felled "taiplogic" and mangled remains of "ionbots" he needed to urinate, while he unzipped to relieve himself on the days spoils of war he was snuck up on and murdered by a communist who wished to silence the white hot bolts of truth and freedom that radiated forth from darwoths very presence.

it is believed the unidentified communist was wielding a poisoned bernie sanders election pin since poison is traditonally known as a womans weapon and darwoth would have been to manly to notice the punture wound. unfortunately no other clues were given to his identity. conspiracy theorists around the globe believe the assailant may have used a tranquilizer instead to take darwoth to a communist reeducation center while substituing the corpse for a worthless anime loving soccer fan that nobody would notice but nothing supports this notion other than hallucinations of madmen who were bitten by venomous snakes.

remember him fondly and honor him often my friends, as to do otherwise may cause the darwoth incarnation we meet in the future to be far more malevolent than the one from the past.

Just to be clear, none of my comrades and communist associates committed such a act. Bernie Sanders is a socialist, as such it was most likely the germans and their Fascist buggery