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Present for John Carver

Postby Heffernan » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:11 am

Dear John Carver

i know you had a hard work on the patch, and you always appreciate the Justice of the Salemites so let me teach you a Small Story to enlighten your day...

on my way outside of Providence i found this small claim..

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do you see something?
- 0 Torchposts
- 0 Braziers
- Stoinewall
- Pclaim ends on wall

now lets see inside the mine..... of.... HOLY....MOTHER.... OF.... GOD

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Second Level:

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the Pclaim is payd and cannot be killed, so what if the owner logs in and disturbs us? damn if there only was a way..... wait..... are these....?

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a little bit of bashy bashy here, and bashy bashy there...

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and BOOM

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(i made sure to stock and whip the character before this for an extra portion of JCs beloved Justice)

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now lets start on some loot shall we?? after all... theres 95!!!! Sheds full of loot...



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Need More Wrought??

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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby JohnCarver » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:25 am

Oh My! That does indeed look like some justice.
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby MarpTarpton » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:12 am

Such a good find. So disappointing.
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby Heffernan » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:20 am

MarpTarpton wrote:Such a good find. So disappointing.


its basically like Billionare living in a Refrigerator Box and in his Refrigerator Box theres a Sewer Entrance leading to a Sewer full of Gold Bars and Diamonds...

Total with the Shed Removal

https://puu.sh/yn2tZ/7883f7c76a.png

150++ Wrought
6+ Steel and 10+ Stratified Layers
56 Glass
100+ Iron Bars
100+ Animal Glue
300+ Nails
500+ Oiled Boards
10+ Pearls
+ Needle
+ 100s of Coin Collections and other inspirationals

and on top of that i just found out you can wear the EGG Basket as a Headpiece, even if Full

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(should add that if its full every step a egg falls out ¦] )
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby TheDuke86 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:47 am

Nice booty!

My buddy and I found a founding fathers pack, fisherman’s pack and a pioneer pack on one undefended claim stone!
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby AngelOfSilence » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:29 pm

nice work heff.

proud of you
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby gorniksam » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:10 am

Justice!
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby Paradoxyc » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:34 am

Lol
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby honeymilk » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:33 pm

oh my goodness, gotta love hoarders who doesnt use the materials to defend their ****.
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Re: Present for John Carver

Postby Phogell » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:35 pm

Wow, might be time to finally make me one of them crime alt things.
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