Salem

yuukki wrote:

my god, it is worse than i had feared.

since you are but a tier 1 witch of the wormwinged darkenbear eye order and i am a tier 6/33 witch of the darwothian dawn you were indeed correct in detecting something amiss, unfortunately you were not yet experienced enough to realize that what you see in the middle of the trail is actually the long lost john carver himself! it appears that he got lost in the wilderness and succumbed to his own game mechanics, probably by walking onto a giant 33 mile wide player claim. only at the last moment did he realize the many errors of his previous patching ways and thus all at once his face was twisted into a frozen moment of petrified horror as he realized what he had done and may have been about to do.

i shall do my best to resurrect him in the coming weeks from marptarptarus so that he can save salem from its current state. since i am an american hero that kicks ass instead of soccerballs the only way i can think of to achieve this is with a more aggressive campaign of in game bloodletting and retard sacrifices, but even that may fail as players are now equipped with alarm bots to help them flee thanks to the foul scumlord taipion. therefore carver may be to far gone and withered by the time i am finished, so no promises.

KAWAII DESU

Darwoth wrote:

yuukki wrote:

my god, it is worse than i had feared.

since you are but a tier 1 witch of the wormwinged darkenbear eye order and i am a tier 6/33 witch of the darwothian dawn you were indeed correct in detecting something amiss, unfortunately you were not yet experienced enough to realize that what you see in the middle of the trail is actually the long lost john carver himself! it appears that he got lost in the wilderness and succumbed to his own game mechanics, probably by walking onto a giant 33 mile wide player claim. only at the last moment did he realize the many errors of his previous patching ways and thus all at once his face was twisted into a frozen moment of petrified horror as he realized what he had done and may have been about to do.

i shall do my best to resurrect him in the coming weeks from marptarptarus so that he can save salem from its current state. since i am an american hero that kicks ass instead of soccerballs the only way i can think of to achieve this is with a more aggressive campaign of in game bloodletting and retard sacrifices, but even that may fail as players are now equipped with alarm bots to help them flee thanks to the foul scumlord taipion. therefore carver may be to far gone and withered by the time i am finished, so no promises.

My God... It is worse then I could imagine. In my ignorance I coudn't tell that this was a pilgrim. The soul sucked out by an unknown creatures, no doubt during the bloodiest of blood moons. He survives onward some how still.. Perhaps the only way to remove him is with a ancient ritual that removes the rights of pilgrims to operate player claims without sufficient funds! With this no doubt we can manifest enough power to raise him...

you may be correct but i think it will require more. something like an offering along the lines of a slain taipion to appease the patch gods of the underworld, as a result taipion should be spurned by the entire server until his inevitable demise since people like him are what is wrong with salem and indeed the world in general.

LOL never see tree look liek dat :^)