The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

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The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

Postby yuukki » Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:38 am

Heffernan noticed a cruel evil! Seeking to disrupt it he took matters into his own hands. Paving the way with cheap (likely slave) labor to assist! Many people believe the right to a safe town with free commerce is good for all but Heffernan figured out the truth! The means to travel so fast must be witch craft he thought!

As such he delve into the darkest corners to find some witchery of his own... The result is the ability to disrupt all pilgrims from conveniently accessing town!

Such kindness! Prevented us all from sinning!

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Can none do what he can? Can no one truly be just?!
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Re: The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

Postby gorniksam » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:36 am

Justice!
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Re: The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

Postby saltmummy » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:32 pm

I knew it was gonna happen again. What I didn't know was how little I would care when it did. I wonder who's cleaning this up now that I'm only on every... two or three days? Two or three days.
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Postby MarpTarpton » Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:58 pm

Saltmummy, you're our only hope!
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Re: The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

Postby Darwoth » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:48 pm

yeah, what a jerkoff. makes a post wanting bodies in the streets, gets exactly that then just lets it stay that way. thanks for ruining the game saltmummy.
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Postby Reviresco » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:53 pm

*Petition to change Saltmummy's name to Calciumummy*
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Postby Ivka » Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:51 am

Witchcraft!
Necromancy!!
Satanic ritual on our own streets!
Where is Mr. Puggles?!
Burn them all! Burn them at the stake!
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Re: The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

Postby saltmummy » Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:46 am

Darwoth wrote:yeah, what a jerkoff. makes a post wanting bodies in the streets, gets exactly that then just lets it stay that way. thanks for ruining the game saltmummy.

I regret nothing. They need fresh air and sun once in awhile.
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Postby Qiresea » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:52 am

the town looks terrible. someone should clean it up.
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Re: The Super Amazing Heffernan delivers justice once again!

Postby Binks » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:53 pm

yuukki wrote:Can none do what he can? Can no one truly be just?!


Does he even have a statue? Last I checked the only truly just all have statues of how just they are.
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