T@mbur's Red Wedding
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:05 am
Greetings filthy squatters,
*cough* ahem I'm sorry I don't know what that was, must have been a ghost of the past, let's start again, shall we?
Greetings cowardly hermits,
Let's wind the clocks back a little bit over two days to Tuesday afternoon, I got online and saw the calls from one of our ever vigilant hunter-killers "Lover", reported a group of Kommunists building a wall at one of their larger towns.
After about 10 minutes rallying brave pilgrims, the cavalry departed from a nearby outpost. A short trek later the Kommunists were still busy building their wall, two segements per trip according to reports from the fearless Lover.
After giving the Kommunists ample chance to chase and kill Lover, they had made no move to leave their town claim (As always happens with this group of cowards). A decision was reached to fully commit the next time they took a step towards their walls. A brief intermission from our tale will explain the following events better then I can with written word.
(Editors note: One of our brave warriors' name is blured due to a rather nasty racial slur as their display name, this has been rectified)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHBJhIz ... e=youtu.be
The rest then squirmed back behind their walls. All four of the cockroaches that were caught were then summarily executed.
Scalps
Then, valuables reappropiated to the victors
I'll let the video and screenshots speak for themselves, overall the loot from characters of this calibur was rather underwhelming, but what can be expected from a group of incompetent Kommunists.
A special thanks to (In alphabetical order) - Emperor Caliguia, Glitch, Lover, Titan, and Von Essen
*cough* ahem I'm sorry I don't know what that was, must have been a ghost of the past, let's start again, shall we?
Greetings cowardly hermits,
Let's wind the clocks back a little bit over two days to Tuesday afternoon, I got online and saw the calls from one of our ever vigilant hunter-killers "Lover", reported a group of Kommunists building a wall at one of their larger towns.
After about 10 minutes rallying brave pilgrims, the cavalry departed from a nearby outpost. A short trek later the Kommunists were still busy building their wall, two segements per trip according to reports from the fearless Lover.
After giving the Kommunists ample chance to chase and kill Lover, they had made no move to leave their town claim (As always happens with this group of cowards). A decision was reached to fully commit the next time they took a step towards their walls. A brief intermission from our tale will explain the following events better then I can with written word.
(Editors note: One of our brave warriors' name is blured due to a rather nasty racial slur as their display name, this has been rectified)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHBJhIz ... e=youtu.be
The rest then squirmed back behind their walls. All four of the cockroaches that were caught were then summarily executed.
Scalps
Then, valuables reappropiated to the victors
I'll let the video and screenshots speak for themselves, overall the loot from characters of this calibur was rather underwhelming, but what can be expected from a group of incompetent Kommunists.
A special thanks to (In alphabetical order) - Emperor Caliguia, Glitch, Lover, Titan, and Von Essen