annoyances like this thread (and repeatedly interrupting my UFC pay per views) are why you were slain last time we were together in game. entertaining a throng of the undeserving other than doing nothing to benefit me is not needed to further "prove" well documented events of the past that have already been proven dozens of times.
there is a reason i stopped participating in dock clubs other than a small handful of times (where i won all of them) since shortly after it was put in. everytime i did so the collective combat ability of the proletariat retards of the server increased (for free, vs risking **** in the field to learn) which is not in my interest, see the christmas lasso thread for a similar example of why i seldom post about goings on or delve into to much detail when i talk **** in others.
furthermore dock club is not "pvp" it is a pigeon holed arena for carebears to faceroll at each other in relative safety where most of the tactics that win real fights outside of town can not be utilized because you are in a microscopic square that is barely longer than pistol range. there is no changing environment to utilize, no room to range opponents and no distance to separate multiples, this is why every time one is held it consists of a dozen retards stomping each other to death with kandarim client radius circles while the spectators spam kin and invite requests on the people they do not like to ***** up their momentum
(another thing that was copied from me after kzergs complained about it, i can not even WATCH an event without teaching "everyone else" something)
THAT BEING SAID, as you well know i do indeed enjoy watching my UFC matches thus would certainly enjoy becoming the salem equivalent of an mma champion. as such i would love to participate under the following parameters.
1> a new series of bi monthly SFC (salem fighting championship) events are held.
2> the devs create a building in the alley with tiers of elevated seating and an octagon shaped dock club in the center.
3> an SFC event is announced a month or more in advance and hyped via town crier spam and occasional dev sanctioned "media nights" where the fighters are posed questions and talk ****.
4> in order to watch the SFC event a player must purchase a ticket for 10,000 silver, this creates the prize pool for the winner and makes "selling the fight" in the lead up time with trash talk all the more important.
5> on fight night there is a vendor located inside the arena hall with one time available only items to those who bought a ticket such as "SFC 1 : Darwoth vs Jewbie" posters and SFC fight kit clothing with that installments color scheme.
6> marp and JC must be present as ringside commentators to give excited blow by blow commentary consisting of lots of use of phrases such as "ooooh, he ROCKED HIM!" "it looks like judaism could be in trouble!", "AND JUST LIKE THAT", "woooooow, thats the baddest man in the world ladies and gentlemen" etc.
7> winning an SFC event gives you a special shiny SFC belt
under the above system i would be happy to kick everyones ass for the amusement of the unwashed masses as there is a fun incentive, however mundane crap like you suggested for the reasons you suggested fails to intrigue me, paricularly since i stand to gain nothing. when i win it does not matter since i just killed the same retards for the 500th time again, yet in the rare event of an earthquake throwing my computer across the room mid combat or the even MORE highly unlikely event that i ***** up and the derp squad emerged victorious i would have to hear their nonsense for the next year.