Judaism VS Darwoth

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who would u like to see in the fight? (2votes)

Darwoth vs Judaism(KKK founding member)
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31%
Darwoth vs Meth(KKK founding member, Judaism's best friend on Salem)
8
21%
Darwoth vs Judaism+Meth at the same time, with rules
19
49%
 
Total votes : 39

Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby TotalyMeow » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:19 pm

Yes, if only SFC were a thing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barring that, I have to agree with Darwoth on the overall useless nature of Dock Club. It's a place for newbies and people with little to no combat ability to try out combat in a relatively safe environment and/or to arrange for fights as a means to get over the fear of fighting others. It was put in mainly in the hopes that people would play there and quickly realize they need to fight more realistic fights in their own towns, that hermits would realize they might want to join a group, and so devs would have an easy option for events (though dev run events were never supposed to be the main use of the dock club and it's rather sad that even with the extra safety players rarely fight there without some dev making it even more 'safe').

No, a real fight between Darwoth and any members of KKK would have to be done out in the wilds just off claim like such things used to be done. Used to be, but I'm skeptical of the ability of some of our current players to fight honorably and not bring more players to the fight than they said they would. I also don't see Darwoth agreeing not to murder the KKK or KKK agreeing to no holds barred.
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby ZoddAlmighty » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:24 pm

Darwoth wrote:4> in order to watch the SFC event a player must purchase a ticket for 10,000 silver, this creates the prize pool for the winner and makes "selling the fight" in the lead up time with trash talk all the more important.

Well, i know tickets must be bought but instead of just paying the admission fee with cash, people should be abble to donate items of simmilar or equivallent value (needles,egg sacks,Bpearls).
Obviously, all the donations would go to the winner .
Getting a sack of goodies like those would be much more enticing prize than 50k silver.
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby Darwoth » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:28 pm

cody garbrandt did not get paid last week in pairs of shoes, home appliances and porn subscriptions sir. he got a check. one wishing to attend an SFC event has months to turn their black pearls and egg sacs into the silver needed.
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby Dallane » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:39 pm

Darwoth wrote:cody garbrandt did not get paid last week in pairs of shoes, home appliances and porn subscriptions sir. he got a check.


I loled irl
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby Darwoth » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:40 pm

also meow has to be the ring girl and walk around the cage holding the sign up between "rounds" (best two of three, best three of five for championship bouts) :lol:
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby ZoddAlmighty » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:47 pm

Darwoth wrote:cody garbrandt did not get paid last week in pairs of shoes, home appliances and porn subscriptions sir. he got a check. one wishing to attend an SFC event has months to turn their black pearls and egg sacs into the silver needed.

Point taken.
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby gorniksam » Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:22 pm

Darwoth wrote:also meow has to be the ring girl and walk around the cage holding the sign up between "rounds" (best two of three, best three of five for championship bouts) :lol:

Hopefully not with painted boobz like others :lol:
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby honeymilk » Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:21 am

Darwoth wrote:
1> a new series of bi monthly SFC (salem fighting championship) events are held.

2> the devs create a building in the alley with tiers of elevated seating and an octagon shaped dock club in the center.

3> an SFC event is announced a month or more in advance and hyped via town crier spam and occasional dev sanctioned "media nights" where the fighters are posed questions and talk ****.

4> in order to watch the SFC event a player must purchase a ticket for 10,000 silver, this creates the prize pool for the winner and makes "selling the fight" in the lead up time with trash talk all the more important.

5> on fight night there is a vendor located inside the arena hall with one time available only items to those who bought a ticket such as "SFC 1 : Darwoth vs Jewbie" posters and SFC fight kit clothing with that installments color scheme.

6> marp and JC must be present as ringside commentators to give excited blow by blow commentary consisting of lots of use of phrases such as "ooooh, he ROCKED HIM!" "it looks like judaism could be in trouble!", "AND JUST LIKE THAT", "woooooow, thats the baddest man in the world ladies and gentlemen" etc.

7> winning an SFC event gives you a special shiny SFC belt



I'd pay 10k silver for events like this, I like it :)
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby Reviresco » Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:46 am

All right, Juda, we just need you to keep him busy long enough for us to finish the Ark.
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Re: Judaism VS Darwoth

Postby Darwoth » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:30 pm

Reviresco wrote:All right, Juda, we just need you to keep him busy long enough for us to finish the Ark.


to late!
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