2016 salem election

[Darwoth]

it is a difficult choice that even i am having trouble with

[saltmummy]

What does the winner of this election get? Other than a foot up their ass? Just priority for costly boot removal surgery?

[Darwoth]

well as you know election cycles come about every four years and claeyt has been the undisputed champ of salem ***** for that long, heffernan however is the strongest opposing candidate.

the winner will of course have the distinction of being widely recognized and revered throughout the game as being the new claeyt should he be dethroned in this monumental and polarizing election.

[Paradoxyc]

Can I have a write-in?

[Darwoth]

no third party candidates as their float value is simply not high enough

[saltmummy]

Ah, the usual formula then. Heff is certainly rocketing up in these polls. When can we expect them to close by the way? November? or sooner than that?

[Darwoth]

november 8th, and yeah heffernan is certainly off to an early lead. he could very well be the first european to ever defeat an american at anything in the entire history of shining american greatness but there is still time for claeyt to make up for lost ground in spite of his current lack of forum commercials.

[riolic]

november 8th, and yeah heffernan is certainly off to an early lead. he could very well be the first european to ever defeat an american at anything in the entire history of shining american greatness but there is still time for claeyt to make up for lost ground in spite of his current lack of forum commercials.

I believe our hero will return one day.
Oh, wait. Not before November, never mind.

[Nsuidara]

you are weak >_> poor people

[Judaism]

Atleast Cleayt can sometimes provide some reasonable arguments, they are however always is untrue. Heffernan can't even do that and is just a retard in general. Its very difficult to pick a candidate, a spoiled vs a retard.