Women look better without facial hair.

[Amnezia88]

Besides the fact that our female characters can't grow beards there's another shocking discovery i made during my #femalemustachesmatter awareness movement.
One of my female characters got madness ( probably because she cant grow a beard ) and all the time there was a MANLY voice talking to me
Through subliminal messages they're making me think being a privileged white man is better.
Salem sooo sexist. Y no female crazy voice devs?

On another note, where are the Africans? Are they still on a boat on their way to Providence? What about indian characters, did the colonist already exterminate them?
*sigh* I wish i never dug so deep

[Kandarim]

you can create a texture pack to give everyone a darker skin tone (i believe there once was one which gave all pilgrims tribal war paint) or change the .wavs for the madness voices - anything is possible!

edit: war paint link

[Amnezia88]

you can create a texture pack to give everyone a darker skin tone (i believe there once was one which gave all pilgrims tribal war paint) or change the .wavs for the madness voices - anything is possible!

wow thanks for the tip.
Now i can finally RP my run-away-female-black-slave tale which i always wanted to play out since i learned of this world.
Though...others won't see my awesome tan and probably think i'm really crazy when i start talking ebonics...but i geuss that's their problem then.
I'm proud to be a BAMTIWOOBIBWOTI (Black Awesome Man That Is White On Outside But Is Black Woman On The Inside).


Gheeeeeaaahh boyyyyyy

[Heffernan]

you can create a texture pack to give everyone a darker skin tone (i believe there once was one which gave all pilgrims tribal war paint) or change the .wavs for the madness voices - anything is possible!

wow thanks for the tip.
Now i can finally RP my run-away-female-black-slave tale which i always wanted to play out since i learned of this world.
Though...others won't see my awesome tan and probably think i'm really crazy when i start talking ebonics...but i geuss that's their problem then.
I'm proud to be a BAMTIWOOBIBWOTI (Black Awesome Man That Is White On Outside But Is Black Woman On The Inside).


Gheeeeeaaahh boyyyyyy

MAAAARP!!! we need to be totally able to wear pocket watches around our neck like Flavor Flav

[gorniksam]

MAAAARP!!! we need to be totally able to wear pocket watches around our neck like Flavor Flav

I would prefer something like that:

The one with your face heff for me

[Lazun123]

Lol I love this thread!:)

+1 to shaven crotch and legs:)

[belgear]

The soap on a rope is almost as big as the clock. close enough, right?

[Heffernan]

The soap on a rope is almost as big as the clock. close enough, right?

but it doesnt look enough ghetto