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Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:30 am
by Nikixos
It all begun this sunday morning when i saw my beloved minion friend Bert online in the middle of providence, oh how unusual of him is to be afk i thought, just to find him logged out, we all know this can only mean one thing, his homestead got destroyed.

By who do you ask? At the moment this naive pilgrim did not know, or could not imagine what adventure he was getting into. After the travel to our recruitment town, Chichen Itza, i found one pretty gift, a townbell of his own! Bert'sville it was called... Too bad it was not his bell, for Bert's personal claim right outside our village had been Eminent domained. Not only that, but Bert himself closed the client, and there was no way to contact him at the moment, ending in his death from madness hours later.

Our hero's Final Moments
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Bert's plot after the destruction
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Nikixos tracking scents, in the middle of Bert's destroyed plot
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After asking the council it was decided that for now, the perpretator's scents should be tracked to their base and no actions should be taken before everything was clarified, this took roughly 4 hours.

Anonymous Criminal's base
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Name of the base was not known to us, and neither the owner. Suddenly we were caught in dark, not knowing if the guy that decided to destroy bert's plot and his main character in the proccess was indeed a friend, neutral or what.

After this very screenshot, the story unfolds itself. The criminal was actually an elder, Grapie spent 158 days, 3,792 hours online, before fate brought her to the wrong side of town.
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Since it was such a big target, experience was even more valuable than any silver we could get.

Pointless negotiation.
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VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCaPZ8YMdOE

victory
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Actually the only pvp we had was against heffernan, it was very hilarious, without his help it would've been very boring, mortars were shot against the tbc but i failed to record everything of it, an anvil shot to a tbc makes 10% damage, 3 mortars could actually destroy a tbc easly.

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:38 am
by JohnCarver
Justice?

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:50 am
by Judaism
Well done lads. Grapie the god damn fool, what was his scalp score ?

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:04 am
by Forungi
Grapie survived for that long and still wanted to play dirty? Damn that takes some serious balls.

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:46 am
by Reviresco
Would it be a crime to destroy the hovels?

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:04 am
by Nikixos
Judaism wrote:Well done lads. Grapie the god damn fool, what was his scalp score ?

Grapie decided to commit suicide after the mortar fight, 30 minutes before summon, sadly.
Reviresco wrote:Would it be a crime to destroy the hovels?

No, he tried to destroy them with a very low alt on the first hours, had he brought her main at that moment i would've died since i was alone. Building only the wall would've been the same since he never actually tried to fight..

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:08 am
by Reviresco
Nice job, Taco Gang.

You settled that beef. Lettuce never forget Bert. As for Grapie, shell not be doing such cheesy things again for a while.

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:49 am
by grapefruitv
Reviresco wrote:Would it be a crime to destroy the hovels?

It wouldn't be a crime, but it would be literally impossible to do. Soak of unliftable buildings grows progressively as their hp lowers, so to destroy a small hovel you would need a real titan, not sure what the exact formula is, but my guess on needed phlegm would be far above 1000.
Setting a hovel on fire only does 1% damage per hour. TbC for waste is up for 8 hours, therefore in theoretical "ideal" conditions with no involvement from the opponent's side you have to get hovel destruction atleast to 93-94% by hands, which would take like 700-900(?) phlegm again. But in reality your opponent obviously has boards and water or can get those easily, so with or without 2k biles character you stand no chance against an actively defended house.


My forum time is up, I have to run now, but maybe I'll tell my side of the story when I'm back, since some things that led me there are ridiculous coinsidences with a stupidly low chance of happening all at the wrong place at the wrong time :)

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:02 pm
by Icon
Excelent work guys, Coronas on me :D

Re: Grapie got rekt by taco gang (I feel very sad) :(

PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:45 pm
by Forungi
grapefruitv wrote:
Reviresco wrote:Would it be a crime to destroy the hovels?

It wouldn't be a crime, but it would be literally impossible to do. Soak of unliftable buildings grows progressively as their hp lowers, so to destroy a small hovel you would need a real titan, not sure what the exact formula is, but my guess on needed phlegm would be far above 1000.
Setting a hovel on fire only does 1% damage per hour. TbC for waste is up for 8 hours, therefore in theoretical "ideal" conditions with no involvement from the opponent's side you have to get hovel destruction atleast to 93-94% by hands, which would take like 700-900(?) phlegm again. But in reality your opponent obviously has boards and water or can get those easily, so with or without 2k biles character you stand no chance against an actively defended house.


My forum time is up, I have to run now, but maybe I'll tell my side of the story when I'm back, since some things that led me there are ridiculous coinsidences with a stupidly low chance of happening all at the wrong place at the wrong time :)


Would love to hear your side of the story about this.