The Providence Post Newspaper (Update May 24th)

by **ShadowTani** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:08 pm

Pffft, clearly anyone with some education in fauna knows that the beavers in Salem are baby Wishpoosh'es. Nobody questioned that they are as big as a man? The Wishpoosh'es lay thousand of eggs that are carried with the rivers down to the ocean, where the eggs hatch in contact with the salt waters. The beavers then move inland along the rivers and lakes towards the darkness where they transform into fully grown Wishpoosh'es where the cycle continues. The population is nowhere near endangered unless considerable amount of hunting parties move into the darkness.

They are creatures of witches I say. Creatures that have long consumed the natural beaver population in Salem. These justice warriors that kills people for beaver hunting is nothing but uneducated vigilantes or witch sympathizers; to the stocks with them!

by **Silent_Bob** » Thu May 21, 2015 4:04 am

Sorry, no issue today folks. I just didn't get enough content in this week

. There's too much for me to write. Expect an issue on Sunday - I'll have enough time to write up things with that goal in mind

.

by **alloin** » Thu May 21, 2015 10:36 am

Silent_Bob wrote:Sorry, no issue today folks. I just didn't get enough content in this week . There's too much for me to write. Expect an issue on Sunday - I'll have enough time to write up things with that goal in mind .

I know a good one, Darwoth and some other scrub are joining me to face the death of our mains, never knew Darwoth would show me such sympathy

by **Darwoth** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:18 pm

alloin wrote:
Silent_Bob wrote:Sorry, no issue today folks. I just didn't get enough content in this week . There's too much for me to write. Expect an issue on Sunday - I'll have enough time to write up things with that goal in mind .

I know a good one, Darwoth and some other scrub are joining me to face the death of our mains, never knew Darwoth would show me such sympathy

it appears i have no idea what you are talking about, therefore i must go back to keeping an eye out for wishy spell books.

by **Dallane** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:23 pm

Still buying wishy spell books

by **Silent_Bob** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:47 am

Another issue of this monstrosity has been released

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by **JohnCarver** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:51 am

A+++ Would read again.

by **Brona** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:53 am

These just keep getting better and better. I hope you keep doing this.

by **MarpTarpton** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:55 am

Silent_Bob is Salem's number one sound guy person and has a terribly attractive voice.

Also, if he knows what's good for him, he will keep the publication coming.

by **Lallaith** » Mon May 25, 2015 9:01 am

another wonderful issue published! Thankyou

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