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Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:49 am
by Methuzelah23
Filthy Pagans,

Today the savage brute known as Murphy was slaughtering beavers along the coast, taking only their skins and lard. Such blatant waste and disregard for a creature of nature couldn't go unpunished.

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After being locked in combat off claim, the cowardly pagan raced for the safety of the Providence claim. Unfortunately, upon dismounting it was as if her feet were covered in Animal Glue. After trying everything at her disposal to continue to flee, she seemed to give up hope of escape and stand still.

Of course, we all know what happens when you stand still in Providence.
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Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:55 am
by JohnCarver
Justice.

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:56 am
by Murphy
I was also taking their brains

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:00 am
by Judaism
I don't understand, we have murdered so many people offshores and yet people think its wise to leave Boston.

Is it really worthwhile guys to lose your main over some beavers ?

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Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:04 am
by Murphy
Judaism wrote:I don't understand, we have murdered so many people offshores and yet people think its wise to leave Boston.



So many people have koed to bears in the woods and yet people still forage there :roll:

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:06 am
by Goodman12
Murphy wrote:
Judaism wrote:I don't understand, we have murdered so many people offshores and yet people think its wise to leave Boston.



So many people have koed to bears in the woods and yet people still forage there :roll:

being killed is far worse than being koed :lol:

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:14 am
by Yes
This also happens in Providence. I walk along the beautiful oceanside foraging and enjoying the nature and it makes me greatly concerned with how many beavers are killed just for their pelts that I see there.

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:21 am
by Goodman12
Yes wrote:it makes me greatly concerned with how many beavers are killed just for their pelts.


Me too :cry: :cry: :cry:

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:23 am
by tweenprinc3ss
I say, Justice.

Re: Beavers are far more dangerous than Wishpoosh

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:25 am
by Hose
This topic reminds me of Mikus aka downz