Today the savage brute known as Murphy was slaughtering beavers along the coast, taking only their skins and lard. Such blatant waste and disregard for a creature of nature couldn't go unpunished.
After being locked in combat off claim, the cowardly pagan raced for the safety of the Providence claim. Unfortunately, upon dismounting it was as if her feet were covered in Animal Glue. After trying everything at her disposal to continue to flee, she seemed to give up hope of escape and stand still.
Of course, we all know what happens when you stand still in Providence.
