Salem

Help me Rangers Brona will kill me if you don't help


at the request of Brona )

I suppose i should add


This is where we are.
I know you rangers are a bit slow...

ALSO this posting took a while because my hostage is less than proficient with the English language.
1 hour from now he dies. 6:30 EST

kill it!

do a flip!

1/2 hr down 1/2 hr to go.

It is really unfortunate that there is no one brave enough to save this poor noob.
The future of salem seems doomed.

Brona wrote:It is really unfortunate that there is no one brave enough to save this poor noob.

***** em

wow, he joined today and already has been able to get a backpack? wow, i thought that would take longer for a newb. I'm sure your not the type of person to sock puppet right?

Edit: also why does someone in newb clothes have a sword
you could of made this seem more real

I kind of feel bad... He started begging toward the end, then he said he was quitting.

Edit: The ***** am I saying? I don't feel bad! I'm a monster.

Awful.

I carry this stone upon my back
A relic of a forgotten past
Heavy is the weight it bares on me
The reason I no longer see
Time has come to lay it down
Here on desecrated ground
Now arrives the final sleep
I pray thee lord my soul to reap