Long had we watched over this place, and many foul rumours reached us concerning its residents, one of whom is known as "Michael".
Some say that they are worshippers of TotallyMeow, some say that the much-reviled suff lives among them still in secret. Others say that the residents have already somehow obtained the powers of witchcraft and have cursed my best turkeys which is why they produce too many gobblers. Someone suggested that claeyt the accursed designed the town for them, and it has even been claimed that this "Michael" is in fact Michael Jackson, somehow playing from beyond the grave!
I have no idea whether any or all of those rumours are true, but figured that just in case any of them did have even a grain of truth to them the town should be destroyed for the safety of the community. Much smashing took place, and a lovely time was had by all. Except for the residents of Montreal. Sadly, despite having noticed the waste claim, they made no attempt to finish their walls, fight us off, or otherwise defend their town. But nevermind; we had a good time without them anyway.
Judaism has made a video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsT8VmPO_G4
I didn't bother making many pictures since it was all filmed, but here is one that took place during the stealing and smashing phase of the raid:
