everyone by now is aware of "the claegue" the debilitating illness that attacks the mental faculties of the victims sending them into madness and despair. well unfortunately it is my dubious honor of bringing yet more bad news to the front, several new strains of claegue have been detected, as the providence health department continues to study them to determine the best means of eradication i would like to ask the public to take part in the following health poll.
the poll lists several new as well as old but newly identified claegue strains, we ask that you help us determine the most potent of these so that we may order and classify them.