A Sudden Lack of Acorns

[Darwoth]

as we both know there has yet to be a single "event" i have lied about you stupid little ****, and there has yet to be one you have not talked from the cellulite encrusted folds of your ass on.

however feel free to spout nonsense to the contrary for several pages if you like when your transparent ***** is plastered all over this forum.

[Darwoth]

careful, remember what happened last time you pulled out that picture.

(i made a newb on your server and killed all of you)

[alloin]

careful, remember what happened last time you pulled out that picture.

(i made a newb on your server and killed all of you)

You're so full of **** that you're eating your own **** now, damn boy, u must have a pretty sad life


You never killed 'all of us' except a couple throwaway alts

[Darwoth]

the chronicles of salem shall tell a different tale, after i whip everyones ass again on the expedition i will have to take time to finally recount the legendary ownings of old.

[alloin]

the chronicles of salem shall tell a differnent tale, after i whip everyones ass again on the expedition i will have to take time to finally chronicle the legendary ownings of old.

You've been saying that for years now, yet you always have a half-asses excuse to not show any of your staged screenshots & bedtime stories while wasting hours building churches to just take them down again after your failure to kill one of my alts yet again.

[Darwoth]

the only "excuse" i have ever made is that i am busy and do not have the time. in other games i had time to do writeups as they happened because they were not a fraction as grindy as salems character advancement is, so where before to make one i needed to merely take a day or two off in salem with the detailed background story of the characters involved and the volume of material i would have to hibernate in maintenance mode for 2 - 3 months to get them all done, and of course new **** is constantly popping up.

i built the church to ***** your skills after realizing you cured my curse, and since you were in a ko loop for hundreds of KOs i did exactly that hilariously enough you were about 30 seconds from dead when you came back to the keyboard that night.

[Brona]

in salem with the detailed background story of the characters involved and the volume of material i would have to hibernate in maintenance mode for 2 - 3 months to get them all done, and of course new **** is constantly popping up.

I would buy two copies of each of those books.

[alloin]

the only "excuse" i have ever made is that i am busy and do not have the time. in other games i had time to do writeups as they happened because they were not a fraction as grindy as salems character advancement is, so where before to make one i needed to merely take a day or two off in salem with the sheer background story of the characters involved and the volume of material i would have to hibernate in maintenance mode for 2 - 3 months to get them all done, and of course new **** is constantly popping up.

Sure a screenshot takes ages to upload, a video takes months to edit & a story years to be written

i built the church to ***** your skills after realizing you cured my curse, and since you were in a ko loop for hundreds of KOs i did exactly that hilariously enough you were about 30 seconds from dead when you came back to the keyboard that night.

U forgot the game has timestamps & that you don't lose proficiencies from ko'ing from the darkness. Yet another failure in one of your bedtime stories full of flaws & lies.

Just admit you wasted 5h which you could have used to write all your stories you ever think you've experienced.

[Darwoth]

odd, i lose them on the exceedingly rare occasion i KO in the darkness on non witch characters and witch characters.

not that it matters, you know since you were not "in the darkness" for the multiple hundred KO's

but, alas since you did not learn your lesson from the previous four deaths, stolen hat and destroyed towns i will have to "school you" some more, kick in the sack incoming.

[Claeyt]

the chronicles of salem shall tell a different tale, after i whip everyones ass again on the expedition i will have to take time to finally recount the legendary ownings of old.