oh man i tried to avoid getting in this thread but my god you people are so ***** stupid and obsessed you STILL cant stop crying about me, and i didnt even ***** get the win
yeah, last server i won nine time slots and started like 6 months late. i must have "played" all those characters as well right? remember when you droolcups talked a bunch of **** after i killed you and the remaining 3 would not come out of your walls about how "i am staying up 24/7!!!!!!! to protect my murder alt" because you could not stock it and use the disease exploit to kill me and i merely pointed out you were stupid and didnt know how to play?
same as when i killed you idiots 20+ times in a span of a few weeks on providence and you could not manage to even tbc a combat alt with a murder scent because i "am checking every two hours to stay online!!!!!!" and "getting up every day omg to check against our siege!!!!!!"
yeah, as always i was correct. in this particular case we have a multiple years old mechanic and you have no idea at all how it works. the 30 - 40 stat alt on concord was not actively logged in at all for a solid two weeks same for the vast majority of the bottom time slot i managed to top off just enough of in the final day and a half of the server to register with. the fighters on providence were refreshed every ten to fourteen hours during the course of my typical maintenance schedule.
but hell yeah d00d i "am mad because i got wrecked by noobie commies" HOW does that EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL!? you just read several pages of numerous morons including yourself and other said newbs raging on me last night because the statue i had claimed/moved to before you retards even went into your multi month long tourettes syndrome "backseat *****" escapade was held for the people that won. so now you and the others who didnt have sand in your vaginas.
or is it salt? you salty bruh?? "rage rage rage" remember?
you are all just dumber than a sack of rocks. you repeatedly convinced yourselves in your own echo chamber that you accomplished something when you literally did nothing at all but build a bell near my starter claim (that was torn down long before said empty claim even ran out of silver
) annoyed me with your continuous mouth running and ensure your loss.
once you pissed me off and ran your mouths i made an agreement with them from early on that we would ensure no matter who won it would be one of the two of us and that we would eliminate all of the retards like yourselves first and then fight one another afterward to make sure the rest of you clowns got nothing at all after your posturing. exactly as i mentioned here months ago then.
unfortunately the server was simply retarded and based off moronic **** like cravings and random exploration events in addition to terrible mechanics that constantly changed to suit one of the opposing sides. on my end i was unable to find a goat, the numerous scouts aligned with me were unable to find a goat and we all got tired of looking when various bouts of shade kept occuring. so i told them to stop wasting their time on it and i myself went back to wrapping my **** up on providence and happily held the statue for them instead to ensure our agreement manifested.
looks like everything came together pretty effortlessly to me and precisely as intended. your group got absolutely nothing at all but sour grapes, the other serverwide circlejerk alliance lost. rightful competitors and pvpers several of you have been begging me to defend you from for the last several years got the win. i wont have a monument of derp degrading my monuments of greatness and now that its over the full extent of your stupidity is once again exposed.
but sure, console yourself all you like and cry about it for another half dozen pages. maybe you can get nosbird and heffernan to belch such witty retorts out of their slacked jaws like 'hurrr words words words!!!" some more.
once again i initially had no intention of playing the server at all, as i first mentioned in its announcement thread upon reading the list of dumber than **** mechanics that were in place because unlike stupid people who dont understand how to manage insanity like yourself i actually understood what they meant.
Darwoth wrote:hopefully one of the games older players (looking at you judaism, riolic, etc) takes the torch of preventing carebears from winning a statue this time so i do not feel guilty for sitting this one out when some complete moron "wins" 15 minutes after witch npcs are seeded since all of the difficulty in the win conditions, months of killing darkness mobs and requirements to work through witchcraft were completely removed making the server nothing more than a world of warcraft battleground with no meaning and no point other than to regurgitate a second batch of virtually identical "popham rewards" into the population for all of the lagbehinds last time and generate enough store pack sales for the next stage of marps sex change operation.
but i am now quite pleased that i did. even when i barely do **** you retards cant help but lose your minds over it. the fact i aligned with longstanding rivals to prevent you from winning so much as a board slot must have you really "salty bro"