A Dialogue on the Penis (NSFW)

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A Dialogue on the Penis (NSFW)

Postby MarpTarpton » Sat Apr 02, 2016 1:52 am

Hello Salemites,

I have recently returned from my trip to Iceland where I visited the Icelandic Phallological Museum - a museum purely devoted to the penis. There were preserved specimens of all kinds as well as artifacts and artwork all pertaining to the subject. The phallus has been an consistent underlying point of amusement for this game's artwork since its creation. Upon our acquisition of the title, I accepted the burden that the mantel of Creative Director holds, specifically pertaining to carrying the torch of penile humor. The pictures in the album below display the penis in various forms as, in my opinion, a dialogue. Some psychoanalysts may argue that by drawing the penis, I am simply focusing on and purely displaying that which is most important to my ego. Some feminists may argue that penis graffiti is a form of visual rape, forcing others to bear witness to a representation of my sexual organ. Personally, I just find it entertaining, especially during streams, when that entertainment can be shared. And it's the core of that entertainment, that titter and guffaw, that lies such great significance. I feel that, especially in America, we are deprived of the phallus and we are ashamed of it, moreso than in most other nations. Whether you feel that is right and proper or, like me, the vestige remnants of puritanical concepts of modesty, to each their own. But if you feel as I feel, then I welcome you to peruse the following album. Be warned, the images within are not safe for work and arguably inappropriate for the forums so I'm going to disable the comments.

Enjoy.

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Re: A Dialogue on the Penis (NSFW)

Postby MarpTarpton » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:31 pm

What better day than April Fool's Day to post an album of my exploration of a penis museum with an embedded image of Popham with its statue locations? For those of you who were brave enough to look through the album, you found the map and had the early head start of seeking out the statues. For the rest of you, see below, including the elusive sixth statue. Good luck.

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Re: A Dialogue on the Penis (NSFW)

Postby MarpTarpton » Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:54 am

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Updated with fruit locations
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