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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:27 pm
by KruskDaMangled
solitude_stalker wrote:damn I will have to wait for another guy to give me his horse :(


"Give" ¦]

Yeah, that is something to be appreciated with this game. People can steal your damn horse.

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:33 pm
by solitude_stalker
KruskDaMangled wrote:
solitude_stalker wrote:damn I will have to wait for another guy to give me his horse :(


"Give" ¦]

Yeah, that is something to be appreciated with this game. People can steal your damn horse.



they always "give", not always consensually of course ¦]

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:36 pm
by JohnCarver
Ok. After careful investigation. It appears that we actually programmed the world's first Artificial Intelligence in Mr. Puggles the Executioner. When he realized that he was self aware his first move was to take down the Salem server and begin duplicating himself for world domination. ¦]

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I spawned into the world and began fighting him. The battle was tough, but I was finally able to overcome the throng of Mr. Puggles and delete that part of his code that allowed him to experience emotion. Since he had already begun harvesting tears 'the natural resource of salem' his new found lack of emotion caused himself to go into an infinite loop and inevitably explode.

So yeah... Server is back up.

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:02 pm
by Hampa
Best. Event. Ever.

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:40 am
by Whyamihere
down again it would appear

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:41 am
by JohnCarver
Confirmed. Working on it.

This is what we get for giving you nice things. One of you finished riding a horse off the face of the planet.......

When we are done... horses will no longer be able to ride through the server walls.

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:48 am
by JohnCarver
Back up.

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:50 am
by Whyamihere
nice thank you

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:52 am
by mentalyll
Okay, John, I was kicked from the server whilst digging.
I log back in and my dirt was gone.

John... my dirt. was. gone.
You think this is funny? Take a man's dirt?
DO YOU?

Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:00 am
by Trenial
mentalyll wrote:Okay, John, I was kicked from the server whilst digging.
I log back in and my dirt was gone.

John... my dirt. was. gone.
You think this is funny? Take a man's dirt?
DO YOU?



Because you said this he is restarting the server again. Mentalyll keep your dirt mouth to yourself! :x