Server Downtime 7.4.2014

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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby KruskDaMangled » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:27 pm

solitude_stalker wrote:damn I will have to wait for another guy to give me his horse :(


"Give" ¦]

Yeah, that is something to be appreciated with this game. People can steal your damn horse.
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby solitude_stalker » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:33 pm

KruskDaMangled wrote:
solitude_stalker wrote:damn I will have to wait for another guy to give me his horse :(


"Give" ¦]

Yeah, that is something to be appreciated with this game. People can steal your damn horse.



they always "give", not always consensually of course ¦]
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby JohnCarver » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:36 pm

Ok. After careful investigation. It appears that we actually programmed the world's first Artificial Intelligence in Mr. Puggles the Executioner. When he realized that he was self aware his first move was to take down the Salem server and begin duplicating himself for world domination. ¦]

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I spawned into the world and began fighting him. The battle was tough, but I was finally able to overcome the throng of Mr. Puggles and delete that part of his code that allowed him to experience emotion. Since he had already begun harvesting tears 'the natural resource of salem' his new found lack of emotion caused himself to go into an infinite loop and inevitably explode.

So yeah... Server is back up.
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Nsuidara wrote:it is a strange and difficult game in no positive way
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby Hampa » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:02 pm

Best. Event. Ever.
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby Whyamihere » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:40 am

down again it would appear
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby JohnCarver » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:41 am

Confirmed. Working on it.

This is what we get for giving you nice things. One of you finished riding a horse off the face of the planet.......

When we are done... horses will no longer be able to ride through the server walls.
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Nsuidara wrote:it is a strange and difficult game in no positive way
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby JohnCarver » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:48 am

Back up.
ceedat wrote:the overwhelming frustration of these forums and the unnecessarily over complicated game mechanics is what i enjoy about this game most.

Nsuidara wrote:it is a strange and difficult game in no positive way
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby Whyamihere » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:50 am

nice thank you
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby mentalyll » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:52 am

Okay, John, I was kicked from the server whilst digging.
I log back in and my dirt was gone.

John... my dirt. was. gone.
You think this is funny? Take a man's dirt?
DO YOU?
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Re: Server Downtime 7.4.2014

Postby Trenial » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:00 am

mentalyll wrote:Okay, John, I was kicked from the server whilst digging.
I log back in and my dirt was gone.

John... my dirt. was. gone.
You think this is funny? Take a man's dirt?
DO YOU?



Because you said this he is restarting the server again. Mentalyll keep your dirt mouth to yourself! :x
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