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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby TotalyMeow » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:46 pm

belgear wrote:You guys do know Marp is kept in a cage next to jc's desk, right?


No, the cage moved to the opposite side of the cave, remember? When it's time to work, he just gets shackled to the desk.
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby saltmummy » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:50 pm

TotalyMeow wrote:
belgear wrote:You guys do know Marp is kept in a cage next to jc's desk, right?


No, the cage moved to the opposite side of the cave, remember? When it's time to work, he just gets shackled to the desk.

And JC keeps him fed with half eaten chicken nuggets, dog biscuits, animal crackers and the occasional luke warm glass of water.
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby Dallane » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:13 pm

saltmummy wrote:And JC keeps him fed with half eaten chicken nuggets.


I heard he doesn't even get to eat the skins. JC peels it off for himself
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby MarpTarpton » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:54 am

Feeding me is truly one of the most challenging aspects of our relationship.
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby Nsuidara » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:08 am

MarpTarpton wrote:Feeding me is truly one of the most challenging aspects of our relationship.

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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby MarpTarpton » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:20 am

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9 days remain until Santa is up until 5:00 AM delivering presents to the nice Salemites. He asks himself why he does this. The walls do not respond. They are quiet, as ever.

9 days.
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby kitty629 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:24 am

You do this because we are all your children and you get some satisfaction from knowing your gifts will bring us great joy and excitement! Either that or you are a masochist. :D
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby Paradoxyc » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:33 am

MarpTarpton wrote:Image

9 days remain until Santa is up until 5:00 AM delivering presents to the nice Salemites. He asks himself why he does this. The walls do not respond. They are quiet, as ever.

9 days.


I know why you are up until 5 AM, but its usually alone, with me
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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby naric » Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:02 am

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Re: Visions of Sugarplums

Postby Chrumps » Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:51 am

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