i own two couches, they were special event items with one given to me and one given to the kzerg for our ongoing 6 week battle that kept all you ***** entertained for weeks. i was able to capture the couch the k zerg was given.
want something special? do something special. even claeyt has his own hat, i am sure you can think of something.
perhaps the devs should make a special "heffernata" item that costs a dozen gold bars to make and drops out one random store item + a zerg of squonks to commemorate all the loot you have exploded all over town and the resulting fountain of tears.
dont ***** about the things that set this game apart from the others.