The Glories of Colonialism

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The Glories of Colonialism

Postby MarpTarpton » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:08 pm

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Citizens of the New World!

I come to you offering tidings from His Majesty, who would like to thank you for participating in His colonialism experiment. He wishes He could thank you in person, but the filth and dirt of this New World do not appeal to Him. So instead, He has a serving boy read snippets of the literature you have created and listens to the tales of hidebehinds, squonks, Darwoth, and the other mythological creatures of His burgeoning investment.

In a show of gratitude, His Majesty will host daily events leading up to July 4th, an auspicious day that He feels will somehow signify an appreciation for taxation.

Events will occur both on Providence and Popham. The time of the events will be as follows (time in Pacific Standard [PST]):

Wednesday, July 1st:
Providence - 18:00 (6:00 PM)
Popham - 19:00 (7:00 PM)
(Hare Hunting, Revolutionary Roulette, Find Marp!)


Thursday, July 2nd:
Providence - 16:00 (4:00 PM)
Popham - 17:00 (5:00 PM)
(Musical Chairs, Hookah Smoking, Go Fetch)


Friday, July 3rd:
Providence - 12:00 (12:00 PM)
Popham - 13:00 (1:00 PM)
(Revolutionary Roulette, Salem Trivia, Fisticuffs)


Saturday, July 4th:
Providence - 6:00 (6:00 AM)
Popham - 7:00 (7:00 AM)
(Blood for the Blood God!, ????, ?????)


Extraordinary and wonderful prizes will be given away at these events, so you are discouraged from missing the opportunity to celebrate your subjug... freedom! On Popham in particular, animals will be awarded. (There still exists a teleportation bug so these will be hand-delivered by a member of His Majesty's Husbandry Society).

If you have suggestions for events, feel free to blow up my inbox. Otherwise, see you at the festivities!
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby NordErdTod » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:13 pm

All hail His Majesty!
But what will be going on there on the events?
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby M13tz » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:30 pm

great different timezones are considered :D
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby willn91 » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:40 pm

Huzzah!
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Flink » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:45 pm

why so early on sat? you evil bastard
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby MarpTarpton » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:47 pm

Flink wrote:why so early on sat? you evil bastard


M13tz wrote:great different timezones are considered :D


You selfish bastard.
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Procne » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:47 pm

So the first events in 5-6h? That's... 3-4am for most of the europe...
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby alprice » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:49 pm

Sounds like a good time with lots of excitement!
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Saledo » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:55 pm

Sounds like a great gathering to have some fun and get a disease.. I better prepare something lol
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby MarpTarpton » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:58 pm

Procne wrote:So the first events in 5-6h? That's... 3-4am for most of the europe...


It must weigh on you to always be so negative all the time.
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