The Glories of Colonialism

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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Rubberduckbandit » Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:58 am

Heffernan wrote:
alloin wrote:mm swag

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ooooh dat suit :o


Too bad its slotted with a smooth stone and broken slots, thats like giving someone your used condom.
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Heffernan » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:19 am

Rubberduckbandit wrote:
Heffernan wrote:
alloin wrote:mm swag

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ooooh dat suit :o


Too bad its slotted with a smooth stone and broken slots, thats like giving someone your used condom.


yeee i suppose marp didnt want ppl to have a 4slot coat on that freshly server yet but for the good looks.

asked him if i could transfer it to pov and hes like no :(
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby alloin » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:53 am

Rubberduckbandit wrote:Too bad its slotted with a smooth stone and broken slots, thats like giving someone your used condom.

I've had & still have clothes with NO slots, so this one is actually better than the rest & more rare (right now).

It's like saying, why would you need a bench, sofa or old chair, when you can sit on a makeshift chair.
Why get yourself a hot girlfriend when an ugly one has a vagina & boobs too, or when your hand does the job better?
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Heffernan » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:07 pm

alloin wrote:
Rubberduckbandit wrote:Too bad its slotted with a smooth stone and broken slots, thats like giving someone your used condom.


Why get yourself a hot girlfriend when an ugly one has a vagina & boobs too


cuz a ugly one makes u rather puke then cum? :?
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby alloin » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:15 pm

Heffernan wrote:
alloin wrote:
Rubberduckbandit wrote:Too bad its slotted with a smooth stone and broken slots, thats like giving someone your used condom.


Why get yourself a hot girlfriend when an ugly one has a vagina & boobs too


cuz a ugly one makes u rather puke then cum? :?

You can still have sex in the dark I guess, anyway, I meant i don't give a **** what's slotted in it, I only care for the looks.
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Heffernan » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:34 pm

googe says its 7:33 PM no events?
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Chiprel » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:55 pm

Heffernan wrote:googe says its 7:33 PM no events?

Today it's friday not saturday. Event is in 2hours.
dem M_O_V_E_M_E_N_T_O_A_T_M_E_A_L_C_R_A_C_K_E_R_S
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby MarpTarpton » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:43 pm

So ends another day of events. And this time no one even died.

PM ideas for tomorrow's events to me and I will consider throwing them into the mix!
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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby Tulgarath » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:20 am

No deaths? ??

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Re: The Glories of Colonialism

Postby NordErdTod » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:25 pm

Hopefully events won't be postponed cause of the crash...
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