A New Subforum: Witchcraft

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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby JohnSnow » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:12 pm

Rifmaster wrote:
Kandarim wrote:Wishy had several books about witchcraft which are still on the best seller list.

Yes and they are all 100% true.

How can I be sure that his advice is not going to kill me or just trolling? I buy some books already and this is full ****(but Darwoths advice about 10k in 5 minutes at least funny).
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby Kandarim » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:13 pm

how can you be sure anything anyone here tells you is true and won't kill you or is just trolling ? the same can be said for most parts of this forum.
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby JohnSnow » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:15 pm

Kandarim wrote:how can you be sure anything anyone here tells you is true and won't kill you or is just trolling ? the same can be said for most parts of this forum.

I usually ask advice in Help! and trolling is forbidden here.
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby Kandarim » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:16 pm

as is any answer about witchcraft, so there you go.
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby lachlaan » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:17 pm

JohnSnow wrote:
Rifmaster wrote:
Kandarim wrote:Wishy had several books about witchcraft which are still on the best seller list.

Yes and they are all 100% true.

How can I be sure that his advice is not going to kill me or just trolling? I buy some books already and this is full ****(but Darwoths advice about 10k in 5 minutes at least funny).


How can you be sure that messing with witchcraft at all won't get you killed? Just experiment with as much of it as you want, take a risk or don't, but don't expect to validate any info without trying it.

Also witchcraft advice is forbidden on the forums, so you won't get an answer there. The witch sub-forum is also not meant for help but rather feedback, and that leaves you with the existing suggestions. Find a witch mentor or experiment with it, good luck, don't die. Try "wingardium leviosa" as your first spell!
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby Kandarim » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:27 pm

I'll give you a hint: witchcraft is inherently unsafe and there is always a chance that you hurt yourself. Sometimes badly.
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby ZoddAlmighty » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:46 pm

Well, if we are giving free advices i can give one.
Water burns witches, do not dare to swim!!
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Oh wait that's Wizard of Ozz movie. Nevermind
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby Kandarim » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:39 pm

dude

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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby Reviresco » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:30 pm

Devs need to put a cap on how many flying monkeys a witch can summon.

It's imbalanced as *****, even if you're using a polearm.
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Re: A New Subforum: Witchcraft

Postby Kandarim » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:35 pm

polearms ? You need a porcelain doll (alt craft from a teddy bear) to raise that cap to anything useable.
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