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Re: Frail Spool

Postby JohnCarver » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:39 pm

Heffernan wrote:
maybe if he would work on a REAL patch instead of crappy april joke patches to kill new players and raise his epeen over there death or implement stupid mechanics such as witchcraft it could go a bit faster with the tutorial patch. :roll:


Every time you complain. I push the patch back a day.
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Procne » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:48 pm

Well, ****.
That's not fair.
Every time I complain I'm not prepared the patch is not pushed back.
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Mr_Bellflower » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:51 pm

Complain more Heff! Lets get this pushed back a year as people feel entitled to updates now. :twisted:
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Nikixos » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:52 pm

Mr_Bellflower wrote:Complain more Heff! Lets get this pushed back a year as people feel entitled to updates now. :twisted:

i do :)
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Heffernan » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:58 pm

JohnCarver wrote:
Heffernan wrote:
maybe if he would work on a REAL patch instead of crappy april joke patches to kill new players and raise his epeen over there death or implement stupid mechanics such as witchcraft it could go a bit faster with the tutorial patch. :roll:


Every time you complain. I push the patch back a day.


((i was just gonna say there we have the stereotypical "mad developer" because the users tell him how bad some mechanics like witchcraft are, but lets keep this off here))

no complaining drop patch pls
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby MagicManICT » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:04 am

gagarin wrote:I actually see nothing funny in dev team's inability to prepare the patch within the deadline :|


Just be thankful we're not dealing with Molyneux.
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby pistolshrimp » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:17 am

+1 Too Funny

I am not proud to admit it but I read the PVE thing and my heart sank until I read on and finialy remembered it was April Fools Day. *Sigh of Relief*
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Nezrukas » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:25 am

Single PVE server ¦]
Give us source code :D
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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Thor » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:34 am

JohnCarver wrote:
Heffernan wrote:
maybe if he would work on a REAL patch instead of crappy april joke patches to kill new players and raise his epeen over there death or implement stupid mechanics such as witchcraft it could go a bit faster with the tutorial patch. :roll:


Every time you complain. I push the patch back a day.


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Re: Frail Spool

Postby Kandarim » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:50 am

MagicManICT wrote:
gagarin wrote:I actually see nothing funny in dev team's inability to prepare the patch within the deadline :|


Just be thankful we're not dealing with Molyneux.


I still give major kudo's to JC and team for actually publicizing their deadline. y'all wouldn't be so snappy if you didn't know when the internal deadline fell in the first place. Be glad about the fact that you have an idea when the patch is going to happen. It's a nice thing that we know what day they aim for, and imho it's even nicer that they still push it back as required rather than dropping an incomplete patch.
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