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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby MarpTarpton » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:31 am

JohnCarver wrote: Listen, man. I dont care how many Google images you send me. Lobsters are red and if you try to keep pushing your non-red lobster agenda, I won't let you use the restroom today.
Procne wrote: Devs have again proven that they dont give a crap about untalented and lazy players.
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby JohnCarver » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:47 am

lol... good times. I forgot about that until you re-posted it LOL.
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby Scilly_guy » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:57 pm

I am just off to pack up my weekly catch of lobsters to send to market, I don't need to use google image search to know what they look like, I handle hundreds of them every week, 90% of people are shocked to discover they are actually blue, I'm not surprised they are red in the game.
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby MagicManICT » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:34 pm

MarpTarpton wrote:
JohnCarver wrote: Listen, man. I dont care how many Google images you send me. Lobsters are red and if you try to keep pushing your non-red lobster agenda, I won't let you use the restroom today.


I always figured JC for an evil overlord. Now it's confirmed.
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby trungdle » Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:12 am

I figure Marp Tarpton is just another self of JohnCarver. This is how he cope with the extreme harassment and stresses that we put on him.
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby MagicManICT » Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:06 am

trungdle wrote:I figure Marp Tarpton is just another self of JohnCarver. This is how he cope with the extreme harassment and stresses that we put on him.


Then how you explain all the alt personalities before the MM acquisition of Salem? :?
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby Darwoth » Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:20 am

everyone knows i am marptarpton
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby Michael » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:05 am

Darwoth wrote:everyone knows i am marptarpton

I always just assumed Darwoth and Chief were the same person :/
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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby Darwoth » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:48 am

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Re: Welcome Marp Tarpton

Postby DarkNacht » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:33 am

Michael wrote:
Darwoth wrote:everyone knows i am marptarpton

I always just assumed Darwoth and Chief were the same person :/

Everyone other than you is Darwoth, this game is just you and thousands of Darwoth alts.
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